Sunday Fun w/ 3 Stooges Quotes

ExcursionGuy84 | 03/05/2006 | ExcursionGuy84

[ExcursionGuy84]

Happy Sunday the 5 of March 2006 Everybody!

For any of you who like the Good 'Ol Days/Golden Years of Comedy, especially Slapstick/Silliness....or just happen to be extremely tickled by the world-famous trio of knuckleheads.....

Welcome! "Sit down" and share, talk about & list our Favorite Stooge moments, quotes, incidents memories etc.

Moe: " Start Talkin'! "

[Overtaxed]

"Every time you think, you weaken the nation."

"I'll show ya how to joik a tooth." (...and my dentist has no sense of humor.)

Moe listening to Morse code: "What's it say? What's it say?"
Curley: "Eh-eh-eh,eh"

[Supernatural]

Try this one.

The Stooges are in a medieval dungeon and are to be executed in the morning. They are given a choice of being burned at the stake or being beheaded.

After thinking a little while, Curly says: "We'd rather be burned at the stake".

The guards leave and Moe asks Curly, "What did you tell them that for"?

Curly replies, "A hot steak is better than a cold chop".

[Overtaxed]

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed."

[ExcursionGuy84]

Oh YES!!! It was an Oyster and Man-o-Man-o-Man did It ever give poor Curly a hard time!

The episode was Dutiful but Dumb.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Oh yeah, that was a Curly Classic!

And here's another [same place & scene where they are about to be slain by archers]:

larry: "Maybe they'll miss us."
Curly: "That'll be an Arrow escape. Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk-Ooop!" (Moe pokes him in the yes)

[Supernatural]

Nuyk, Nuyk, this could go on all day.

[lowbridge]

Moe (reading from a book): Oh see the deer. Does the deer have a little doe?
Larry: Yeah! Two bucks! (Larry Laughs. Moe conks larry on the forehead)

Moe (to Larry): Take a bath!
Larry: But it's not spring yet!

[ExcursionGuy84]

Oh I certainly hope so.

Curly: "Wait a Minute! I'm back to normal."
Moe: "You'll never be that."

[Supernatural]

How about the one where they fill up Moe's mouth with cement or plaster. They have to put dynamite in Moe's mouth.

"We'll have to blast"!

[JohnCliftn]

I beg to differ:-) 3Stooges were funny, not scary.

5 or 10 cents got you a 3Stooges short, and a long feature such as "Texans Never Cry" (Texans get even).

[ExcursionGuy84]

Or this:

Curly: "Gee I haven't been to the Circus since I got out of the 4th Grade."
Moe: "Yeah that was last year."

[ExcursionGuy84]

Ring a bell now?

Uhhhhh....no I don't recall that one. I'll have to look it up.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Moe - How do you know we can hunt here?
Curly - The sign said so - it said fine for huntin'!

[pcottraux]

Niagara Falls...slowly i turn...step by step....

That was Abbott and Costello and still an incredibly funny routine.

Nope. That was indeed the Stooges.

[pcottraux]

No Shemp quotes????

Hotel Maitre d': "This bed once belong to Louis XVI!"

Shemp: "That's nothing. I once had a bed that belonged to Sears-Roebuck!"

[Supernatural]

I've got as Shemp quote on post 35.

[raccoonradio]

I'll explain it so even you can understand. B-A, bay.
B-E, Bee. B-I, Bickey-I, B-O, Bo..."

What are the Oscars tonight?
"G-A, Gay..."

[mware]

B A Bay, B E Bee, B I Bicky By, B O Bo, Bicky By Bo B U Bu, Bicky By Bo Bu.


C A Say, C E See, C I Sicky Sy, C O So, Sicky Sy So C U Su Sicky Sy So Su

[raccoonradio]

Yup...somewhere I had an audio clip of them doing the song.
At one point, the female students in the back sing,
"Curly's a dope!"