Tom gets 'wed' on cruise

The Sun ^ | March 16, 2006 | Emily Smith

[Cecily]

Tom Cruise and fiancée Katie Holmes have declared their love for each other in a bizarre “wedding” ceremony — on a ship.

The couple exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols as fellow cult members John Travolta and Kirstie Alley looked on.

An insider said: “Katie wore a flowing white dress and Tom was in a black suit as they exchanged rings during the brief 30 minute ceremony.

“The couple then walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey to total freedom.”

[Cecily]

I thought they broke up a few weeks ago.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Did alien fighter saucers fly overhead? Isaac Hayes did the singing?

[madison10]

(insert Twilight Zone theme here)

[Michael Goldsberry]

I thought they broke up a few weeks ago. — a Scientology symbol for the journey to total freedom.

*Snicker*

[Question_Assumptions]

So, was this ship run by the infamous "Sea Division"? Are they still searching the Mediterranean Sea and sneaking into archaeological sites looking for gold that L. Ron left himself in previous lives as some have claimed they used to do?

[kittymyrib]

They're on a cruise bound for hell. It's a pity they're celebrating it.

[Clock King]

Katie wore a flowing white dress and Tom was in a black suit ...

He thought he was going to the funeral part of "Four Weddings and a Funeral". I guess having a kid on the way doesn't have anything to do with love anymore in the world.

[tallhappy]

Will her multi-millions to come be worth it?

After a few years they will break up -- the age difference will be cited as finally coming in to play.

She'll begin to get the most major roles in Hollywood and the highest salaries. And an Oscar to boot.

Worked well for Kidman.

[Dark Skies]

IIRC, Katie's family is rather down-to-earth...I'm sure they are just waiting for an opportunity to call in the deprogrammers.

[Cecily]

They are going to Aruba of all places. Didn't fellow Scientologist Greta Van Holloway-Twitty warn them off?

[Responsibility2nd]

“The couple then walked across a tiny bridge — a Scientology symbol for the journey to total freedom.”

Wouldn't you think instead of walking across a tiny bridge, they would've jumped a couch?

[Heyworth]

So, was this ship run by the infamous "Sea Division"?

It's the "Sea Org." I used to see them all over Hollywood in their uniforms when I lived there. Creepy people. On the other hand, "L. Ron Hubbard's Winter Wonderland" on Hollywood Blvd. at Christmastime is a genuine hoot.

[windcliff]

ping

[FormerACLUmember]

Tom Cruise is nuts.

[Question_Assumptions]

Yeah, that's it. It's been a while since I read the book by his son, the one witht he black and white cover that they had to rush into production because Scientologists blocked their volcano parody cover.

[Question_Assumptions]

They managed to slip a recruitment booklet into my college paper in the 1980s. At the time, I wondered what the deal was the the naval officer outfits. Of course I laughed quite a bit while watching Oliver Stone's miniseries Wild Palms. There is a wicked parody of Scientology in there, including the little kid wearing a naval officer's uniform.

[satchmodog9]

The couple exchanged rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols as fellow cult members John Travolta and Kirstie Alley looked on.

Fellow cult members. Classic.

[Integrityrocks]

It was a wedding ceremony but they aren't married. Am I the only one who is tilting my head with that confused puppy look? So, they couldn't get a license or what? Just too wired. Nicole Kidman and Penelope Kruz were just too mature for him. They got past the great smile and saw the control freak side of him. Kate will mature soon enough and Tom will be looking for another nieve child.

[isthisnickcool]

This is a funny site.

[EveningStar]

To the miscellaneous ping list :)

[Howlin]

By Cathy Beers
Mar 16, 2006

The fabulous Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are not married - even in the eyes of Scientology. According to The National Enquirer Magazine one of the church's chaplains married the couple early last July in a ceremony at sea.


Katie and Tom on a boat, but still unmarried (Image: Herald Sun)

How romantic.

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But cue the TomKat reps - they have declared the story untrue.

Despite new reports that the pair tied the knot in July during a Caribbean cruise, Cruise's people told Extra TV on Wednesday night, "No, they are not hitched."

Talk about a Scientology buzzkill.

[EveningStar]

lol

[Howlin]

I heard somewhere yesterday -- Olbermann ??? -- that he wants sold custody of the baby.

[onyx]

Scientologist Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have gotten hitched eight months ago.

According to The National Enquirer, one of the church’s aliens married the couple early last July in a ceremony at sea.

All this important information from a site called yeeeah.com

[EveningStar]

I think this stuff is pretty funny. Along with the rumor that he was behind the pulling of the South Park episode rerun, this certainly puts Cruise in the news. :)

[Oztrich Boy]

Worked well for Kidman.

Nicole Kidman was playing weighter roles at 16 than the Dawson's Creek girl has ever done.

Put her in the front of a picture and the girl dominates

The only role she cannot pull off is "Tom Cruises's girlfriend" (every movie she made with Tom was a turkey)

[PJ-Comix]

They should have exchanged turkey basters.

[onyx]

It is FUNNY. I have always thought he's a eunuch.

[NRA2BFree]

It's time for their little bundle of joy to be born.

[JRios1968]

[Miss Behave]

Katie wore a "flowing white dress?"

That pregnant and WHITE? That's right Katie--stick it to your parents even more.

What's this creepo doing? Trying to kill her mom and dad by a thousand alien cuts?

She is now just a creepy, self-centered, self-absorbed, insensitive, parents-dishonoring creep.

Just like her "man," Top Creep.

They deserve each other. Keep on sailin'...away.

[Miss Behave]

Katie wore a "flowing white dress?"

That pregnant and WHITE? That's right Katie--stick it to your parents even more.

What's this creepo doing? Trying to kill her mom and dad by a thousand alien cuts?

She is now just a creepy, self-centered, self-absorbed, insensitive, parents-dishonoring creep.

Just like her "man," Top Creep.

They deserve each other. Keep on sailin'...away.

[NCC-1701]

At least Nocole will be marrying a more grounded guy in Keith Urban. He's had his devils with drink and drugs and beat them. He's turned his life around and is the antithesist of TC. Nicole will be marrying up, IMHO.

[Paperdoll]

Give me a break! I'll just bet her dress was flowing - "billowing" more than likely. I wish them luck for the sake of the wee one, but pray for their souls.

[STARWISE]

Funny how when Chrissy was interviewing John Edwards with his gang of highschoolers doing cleanup in the Katrina mess, he looked SO much like the Cruiser.

[onyx]

Tee-hee. Uncanny!

[Victoria Delsoul]

I didn't realize he was so tiny.

[MikefromOhio]

[EveningStar]

IMDb lists him at 5-7.

[Victoria Delsoul]

I am 5'7" too, but I don't think I look so tiny, LOL.

[austinmark]

Hope it was a "Cruise" ship, so ALL THESE guys could come along....

[Tribune7]

Did alien fighter saucers fly overhead?

No, they were DC-10s

[STARWISE]

SO true .. LOL.

[EveningStar]

You're not - for a lady. :)

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL, you won't believe this... but the first time I read your post, I thought you said... You're not a fat lady. I had to read it twice, hahaha.

[stylecouncilor]

Greta Van Holloway-Twitty
LOL!

[conservative in nyc]

The Thetans were not advanced enough to fly in DC-10s. Xenu sent them here on DC-8-like spaceships.

No wonder why John Travolta flies Boeings.

[Emmet Fitzhume]

Cruise is such a freak show.

[SunkenCiv]

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