Posted on 05/07/2006 2:24:46 PM PDT by llevrok
VERMILION, Ohio A northern Ohio man is accused of operating a lawnmower while drunk.
Dondi Bowles of Vermilion was arrested Friday night as he drove the mower on a sidewalk. Police say he drove the mower to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back. The lawn mower was towed.
Police say a breath test showed that Bowles' blood alcohol level was point-one-four-four percent, which is over the legal limit of point-zero-eight percent.
Police say it was Bowels' third drunken-driving-related arrest in six months.
Possum run....
Maybe he was on sleep aids and can't remember getting on the lawnmower?
And the Democrats have already offered to make him an Honorary Kennedy.
The Democrat Parties in Rhode Island and Massachusetts are fighting over who can elect him Senator first.
Ok ... a Car, Truck and a lawn mower got this man a DWI.
How about borrowing a child's battery powered truck. Or an electric wheelchair. A Go-kart? How about a Segway?
So many questions, and only one man stupid enough to test these theories.
It was all downhill for Dondi after WW II.
Tour de Lawnboy
You've got to be kidding me.
The lawn mower was towed.
Heck, it's in the impound yard now,and by the way don't bring a check!
"third drunken-driving-related arrest . . . ."
How was it related?
By marriage.
Drunken Lawnmower Guy PING
OK kids, let this be a lesson to all of you.......Never drink and mow the yard. I just wonder what MADD will have to say about this??
Do we still have a, "Hold Muh Beer," list?
Apparently, the reporter couldn't figure out how to get the NumLock working on his computer...
"One More Last Chance"
~ Vince Gill
She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin’ pin in the right
She said you’ve come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
First she hid my glasses
’cause she knows that I can’t see
She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
’til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
Well she might’ve took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere
So give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
George Jones - "Ol Possum" - did this years ago.
With the same results...
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