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Alba Will Never Forget Monkey Kiss (picture)
World Entertainment News Network ^
| Jun 11, 2006
Posted on 06/12/2006 11:07:04 AM PDT by presidio9
Jessica Alba's most memorable kiss was her least pleasant - when a smelly monkey smooched her.
The sexy Sin City star fears she'll never forget the gross kiss, when an amorous female ape with bad breath got too friendly.
She tells MTV News, "She looked right into my eyes, seductively, and shoved her long monkey tongue down my throat."
"Monkey's tongues feel oddly serpent-like; it was very long and skinny. Her breath smelled bad. I'm not sure what she was eating that day - maybe her own poo... She was wearing a diaper."
TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Pets/Animals; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; oddlyserpentlike; spiffisdispleased
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:07:08 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
I was going to ask you to post a picture ...BUT OF ALBA, NOT THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!
To: presidio9; pissant
"She looked right into my eyes, seductively, and shoved her long monkey tongue down my throat." You *know* someone'll find the picture.
To: presidio9
Not picking on you, in particular, but why is it that people post stuff like this on a conservative POLITICAL forum?
What does a Hollywood star telling about the time she was tongued by a monkey have to do with conservative POLITICS?
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:09:13 AM PDT
by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: Spiff
Note: Thid article was posted to "Chat/Entertainment"
You have been around long enough to figure this out.
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:10:29 AM PDT
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K virus -only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Chimps are liberal wimps...Gorillas are much tougher...
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:13:33 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: presidio9
Note: Thid article was posted to "Chat/Entertainment" You have been around long enough to figure this out. I understand that. But, still...
Aren't there more appropriate web forums for this stuff?
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:14:07 AM PDT
by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: presidio9
Shock the monkey!
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:14:57 AM PDT
by
BufordP
("I am stuck on Al Franken 'cause Al Franken's stuck on me!" -- Stupid)
To: Spiff
What does a Hollywood star telling about the time she was tongued by a monkey have to do with conservative POLITICS? So you feel the same about the NASCAR posts? The horse posts? "Hobbit" threads?
To: Spiff; presidio9
Perhaps this should be in Breaking News? ;)
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:23:08 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Mr. Brightside
So you feel the same about the NASCAR posts? The horse posts? "Hobbit" threads? Pretty much. However, I do find that descriptions of inter-species french kissing being posted purely for its salaciousness to be a bit more offensive than NASCAR, horse, and hobbit postings although all add to the general pollution level.
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:25:41 AM PDT
by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: martin_fierro
"Her breath smelled bad. I'm not sure what she was eating that day - maybe her own poo... She was wearing a diaper." Enough about Helen Thomas. Now what about the monkey?
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:28:37 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Helen of Thomas, the face that launched a thousand quips.)
To: Spiff
What does a Hollywood star telling about the time she was tongued by a monkey have to do with conservative POLITICS?
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:34:30 AM PDT
by
Clock King
("How will it end?" - Emperor; "In Fire." - Kosh)
To: presidio9
I knew that pic in post #5 wouldn't last long.
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:37:26 AM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(The Stations of the Cross in Poetry ---> http://www.wayoftears.com)
To: Dallas59
Where did you get the nude picture of Helen Thomas?
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:38:55 AM PDT
by
Old Seadog
(Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
To: Clock King
LOL! Now, that's comedy right there. That's what that is.
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:45:00 AM PDT
by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: Straight Vermonter
Yeah....that's why I saved it.
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posted on
06/12/2006 11:48:03 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: Straight Vermonter
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posted on
06/12/2006 12:23:18 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.)
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