Posted on 06/19/2006 8:50:52 AM PDT by presidio9
IT'S hard to believe those gentle, playful dolphins we all love are actually ultra-horny, dangerously jealous creatures - but Jessica Alba and Susan Sarandon can tell you it's true from personal experience. Alba learned just how sex-crazed the lovable mammals are when she filmed the 1990s "Flipper" remake. "Dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being and they have long, long," the "Sin City" hottie told MTV. ". . . I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are horny little b-s."
As word got around, her friends and family "did dolphin-squeaking noises anytime they talked to me, which was pretty annoying."
Sarandon has a darker, more disturbing, tale to tell - her near-death at the fins of a jealous lover. In the mid-'70s, Timothy Leary got her an invite to interact with dolphins at a San Francisco lab researching how human the graceful sea creatures can be. "First, they had the dolphin just swim past my feet in the wading area, and then I went into the deeper area, and I stroked the dolphin they called Joe each time it went by," Sarandon told Webster Hall curator Baird Jones.
"After he trusted me more, I took hold of Joe's fin and we glided around the tank together. Then Joe stopped swimming horizontally and pushed up against me. I thought the whole experience was just groovy until I felt this horrible pain on my wrist, which was holding Joe's fin."
Suddenly, researchers jumped in, fully clothed, and rushed to the actress, who had been bitten.
"I could hear them shouting, 'No, Rosie! Don't!' I looked over and Joe's mate, this huge dolphin I hadn't even noticed before, was
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Could you blame the dolphins? Now with Sarandon, I don't get it.
Especially after their last season.
WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)
This problem may be more serious than we thought.
"First, they had the dolphin just swim past my feet in the wading area, and then I went into the deeper area, and I stroked the dolphin they called Joe each time it went by," Sarandon told Webster Hall curator Baird Jones. "After he trusted me more, I took hold of Joe's fin and we glided around the tank together. Then Joe stopped swimming horizontally and pushed up against me. I thought the whole experience was just groovy…
She’s always been a bit easy.
Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up
And rub you down
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
- Sung by Susan Sarandon, in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
You can't blame animals for doing what comes naturally.
Well it seems even the wildlife is into Jessica Alba, and who can blame them shes hot.
Alba I can see, but Sarandon?? She must have looked good via echolocation..
......and thanks for all the fish!
YAAAGHHH!!
The dolphin is thinking, "I'd hit it!"
"Dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being and they have long, long,"
Long Dong Silver?
Trouser trouts?
I went to Sea World in Florida this year. As we were all standing around looking into the dolphin tank, I noticed that all those frolicking dolphins were actually frolicking with a big F. I glanced around me but no one else seemed to notice. Parents were smiling and holding their children up to see. No wonder dolphins seem so happy.
Wasn't there a "King of the Hill" episode where a dolphin was "attracted" to Hank?
This entire story is disturbing lol.
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