Posted on 08/18/2006 1:27:57 PM PDT by LouAvul
Self explanatory:
Muzzle brake on 50 cal:
And my favorite:
On the other hand, pic number two is hilarious. "Have a nice day!"
I'm partial to the third one.
Does that Muzzle brake come from the factory like that???..Please forgive me if this is a silly question I wasn't in the Military just the Air Force!
Soldiers always complain.
Ma Deuce does not have a muzzle brake. That saying is machined into the crown of the barrel.
You know, I don't even know what a Muzzle brake is...I did qualify on the M16..but if I remember right the requirement was 50 rounds safely down range!!! I didn't kill anyone so I passed!!..LOL ..
You know, I don't even know what a Muzzle brake is...I did qualify on the M16..but if I remember right the requirement was 50 rounds safely down range!!! I didn't kill anyone so I passed!!..LOL ..
Book 19 chapter 11 verse 45
In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was the pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John’s design for it is good and it worketh. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain.
And shouldst thou muck with it and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm.
And as the ages passed, men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clarity of mind being clouded by lust.
The artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo the artisans did charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it. And lo, they did install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord, for they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle.
And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunction to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.
Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men the Lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.
And being a deceitful spirit the Devil did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did function.
And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a “Dingus” to make them appear safe.
But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and did proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol, and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken.
Yet man did not repent of his evil ways, but continued to gloat over these new pistols blaming Satan for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.
And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol the Devil didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-BOOM to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.
Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911’s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended.
Was this it?
No, someone used a computer and typed it on a placard and laminated it.
WTH?!?!?! I attended a Military School and did a summer camp for JROTC cadets in Fort Leonard Wood, MO...we had to actually knock down targets to get qualified on the M-16's.
That muzzle brake is standard now on the Sebu (IIRC) 50 cal bolt action. They also sell them as replacements for muzzle brakes on other brands of the 50 sniper rifles.
Dunno what it's doing in the sand box... Standard issue is the Barrett M82A2 a ten round semi auto 50 cal... That might belong to one of the "securty personel".
For more soldier humor, check out the Dumb-Vee in Iraq (click on the pictures).
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It is not to my credit that I didn't consider that. It only proves how far away my little ideals are from battleground realities where these men and women are in harm's way -- real, life-or-death situations -- making it possible for people like me to sit around and spin idealistic dictums about how and what they should or shouldn't complain about.
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