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The world came to an end and I barely noticed! Vanity

Posted on 08/22/2006 6:06:05 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: august22
Other than being kind of tired, I really couldn't notice that the world ended. Anybody else notice?
1 posted on 08/22/2006 6:06:06 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy
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To: cornfedcowboy

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2 posted on 08/22/2006 6:07:25 PM PDT by Fury
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That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Burnside is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...


3 posted on 08/22/2006 6:07:38 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
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OMG, they've cut Tom Cruise...It all over now!!!!!!


4 posted on 08/22/2006 6:08:05 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that how you sell clothing.)
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That was somewhat anti-climax, wasn't it?


5 posted on 08/22/2006 6:08:48 PM PDT by Nachoman (Have you hugged a Garand today?)
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I was tired today as well. I am good with that being the most of my problems.


6 posted on 08/22/2006 6:09:55 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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Other than being kind of tired, I really couldn't notice that the world ended. Anybody else notice?

It was absolutely horrible for me, but I have gotten over it. Amazing what a good stiff Jack Daniels and water can do to ease one's worries!

7 posted on 08/22/2006 6:10:25 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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Other than being kind of tired, I really couldn't notice that the world ended. Anybody else notice?

Hadn't noticed. Hmmm.

Try resetting your password, see if the world comes back into focus then.

Let us know.

8 posted on 08/22/2006 6:10:59 PM PDT by LasVegasMac (Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
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Yes it was horrible, so I hit the reset button and skipped the bad parts.


9 posted on 08/22/2006 6:13:23 PM PDT by usmcobra (I got my end of the world underwear on, It's totally stain proof and aluminum.)
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Well, you know, Tuesdays always kinda stink...


10 posted on 08/22/2006 6:14:23 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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Well I tried to take notice of the fact that the world ended today but I had a very hectic day at work and I was too busy filling out Excel worksheets and narratives - all on deadline - to pay much attention to it all.

Then on the way home, I hit a ton of traffic. Must have been all those people rushing home to be with their families, after all, the world was ending.

But I had to stop at the butcher shop on the way home because there was no more meat left in the refrigerator. And how could one welcome Armegeddon without any porterhouse steaks to grill?

So I got home and started grilling and started pouring the margaritas and what do you know that the day is just about over and I had like zero time to reflect on my life and whether or not the past 40 years or so was all worth it.

So I sit here now pondering the end of the world and what it all means. But I don't have much time for that because I have to be up at 5AM because my despite the fact that the world ended today, I've got a full day planned out for tomorrow too and my company isn't going to allow me to use that as an excuse for not getting my work done.

11 posted on 08/22/2006 6:17:25 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am a big fan of urban sprawl but I wish there were more sidewalks)
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Yeah, I did. It was great!


12 posted on 08/22/2006 6:22:25 PM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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I was having such a horrible day at work I was waiting, hoping for it to happen! lol
13 posted on 08/22/2006 6:24:29 PM PDT by KoRn
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It stormed last night and this morning. The laundry on the line got re-rinsed by rainwater. My husband got into an accident, which, thankfully, no one was injured in and wasn't his fault. That was our end of the world.


14 posted on 08/22/2006 6:27:33 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy (Like food and fun? Join the Freeper Kitchen ping list.)
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To: cornfedcowboy

bttt


15 posted on 08/22/2006 7:40:34 PM PDT by berkeleybeej
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You missed it?? It was HUGH!!


16 posted on 08/22/2006 8:55:12 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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We need a laugh at Ahmadinejad thread.

Is this it?


17 posted on 08/22/2006 8:56:52 PM PDT by EternalHope (Boycott everything French forever. Including their vassal nations.)
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Let me be the first: Ha Ha!!


18 posted on 08/22/2006 9:22:46 PM PDT by kagoots (Soon we will envy the dead)
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FYI: The INTERNATIONAL EARTH DESTRUCTION ADVISORY BOARD is saying the earth is still intact. ;-)
19 posted on 08/22/2006 9:48:31 PM PDT by LadyDoc (liberals only love politically correct poor people)
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