Posted on 09/27/2006 7:04:15 PM PDT by Panerai
NEW YORK (September 26, 2006) - Chevy Chase has done a lot of impressions over the years, but now he'll channel Mel Gibson in an upcoming episode of "Law & Order."
Chase will guest star as a celebrity who is pulled over for drunk driving while wearing blood-soaked clothes, and whose religious prejudice comes out after his arrest.
The idea for the "ripped from the headlines" episode appears to be loosely based upon Gibson's DUI arrest in July.
Chase began filming his scenes this week, NBC announced.
The episode (titled "In Vino Veritas") is slated to air on Friday, November 3.
(Excerpt) Read more at accesshollywood.com ...
Ah ... even Mel Gibson wouldn't drive around in "blood-soaked cloths," ...
doesn't Chevy Chase have a dui already?
You mean that Chevy Chase is going to play himself?
What? Father Sarducci too busy?
Sheesh!
Check out the website of Hollywood Access.
It is not a "Mel Friendly" site.
I thought libs were oh so compassionate?
That reminds me of an interview with Father Guido Sarducci...
I find that education, it don't matter where you go to school, Italy, America, Brazil, all are the same -- it's all this memorization and it don't matter how long you can remember anything just so you can parrot it back for the tests. I got this idea for a school I would like to start, something called the Five Minute University.The idea is that in five minutes you learn what the average college graduate remembers five years after he or she is out of school. It would cost like twenty dollars. That might seem like a lot of money, twenty dollars just for five minutes, but that's for like tuition, cap and gown rental, graduation picture, snacks, everything. Everything included. You know, like in college you have to take a foreign language.
Well, at the Five Minute University you can have your choice, any language you want you can take it. Say if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted?" that means, "how are you", and the answer is "muy bien," means "very well." And believe me, if you took two years of college Spanish, five years after you are out of school "Como esta usted?" and "muy bien" about all you're gonna remember.
And Latin! Forte Dux Fel Flat in De Guttor means forty ducks fell flat in the gutter. Forte Dux in Ero means forty ducks in a row. So in my school that's all you learn. You see, you don't have to waste your time with conjugations and vocabulary, all that junk. You'll just forget it anyway, what's the difference.
Economics? "Supply and Demand." That's it. Business is, "you buy something, and you sell it for more." Theology, I'm gonna have a theology department, you know, since I'm a priest, and what you have to learn in theology is the answer to the question, "Where is God?", and the answer is, "God is everywhere." Why? "Because he likes you."
That's kind of a combination of the Disney and Roman Catholic philosophy. It's just perfect for the late 70s or early 80s you know, just perfect. Well, after the courses are all over, then it's time for a little Easter vacation. No time to go to Fort Lauderdale, only lasts for like twenty seconds.
But what I'll do for you, I like to turn on the sun lamp you know, give you a little glass of orange juice, that's for the snack part, orange juice, and then after vacation it's time for the final exams. I say to you, "Como esta usted?" you say "muy bien," "Where is God?" "God is everywhere," Economics, "supply and demand," Biology, God made the universe, no hustle over intelligent design or evolution, then you put on a cap and a gown, I get out my Polaroid camera, you know, make a little snap flash picture for you, I give you the picture, you give me twenty dollars, I give you a diploma, and you're a college graduate, ready to go.
I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure, right next door to the five minute university, I might open up a little law school. You got another minute?
-- Father Guido Sarducci.
LOL, nah, I don't think he's busy at all.
Are you harboring a fugitive?.... Hu Yu Hai Ding.
See me A.S.A. P. ... Kum Hia Nao.
Stupid Man. ... Dum Gai.
Small Horse. ... Tai Ni Po Ni.
Did you go to the beach? ... Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. ... Ai Bang Mai Ni.
I think you need a facelift. ... Chin Tu Fat.
I thought you were on a diet? ... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?... Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not bright. ... Yu So Dum.
I got this for free.... Ai No Pei.
I am not guilty. ... Wai Hang Mi?
They have arrived. ... Hai Dei Kum.
Stay out of sight. ... Lei Lo.
Your body odor is offensive.... Yu stin ki pu.
Lord! I apologize for the above. Mea Culpa and we pray for the pygmys in New Guinea and for all short people of the world.
LOL! I think I saw that posted here on FR some years ago.
Is Chevy going to fall down?
Did you read Father Sarducci's interview?
I think Chevy should play a Hollywood director that has made the ultimate indecent film, but no one will distribute it because Christian Fundamentalists are waging an effective war against him.
One night at 3:00 am the alcoholic Chevy, drunk on tequila, could be stopped by a Southern Baptist deacon/cop.
At some point Chevy could blurt out, F***ing right wing Christians, Christianity is responsible for all the wars, look at Hitler and the Spanish Inquisition, and the Aztecs, and Oklahoma City. Are you a Fundamentalist nut?
F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"
Yeah, I saw that. LOL. Was that right from a SNL transcript?
LOL! I think so.
Not all libs are "compassionate." You forgot about the "group" he offended, who run a large segment of Hollywood, and are not quick to forgive.
I remember that skit!! Our highschool baseball coach looked a lot like him, especially when he wore his sunglasses. We used to call him "Father Guido" all the time! (he was even Italian too, ha!)
Forte Dux in Ero means forty ducks in a row.
LMAO!!
And Latin! Forte Dux Fel Flat in De Guttor means forty ducks fell flat in the gutter.
Priceless!
Irreverent, but so funny!
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