Fake boobs a turn off

Ananova ^ | October 11, 2006 | Staff

[MadIvan]

Men in the UK are finding fake breasts a turn off.

According to a new survery, men in the UK prefer women not to go under the knife to improve their chest.

A poll for More magazine found that 85% of men aged 18 to 34 said that they hated plastic surgery and found it a "complete turn-off" in women.

The survey, which polled 1,600 men in the age-group across the UK, found that a further 15% claimed not to even notice women's cosmetic surgery.

A spokeswoman for More magazine said: "Women would be better off spending their money on new dress and shoes rather than fake breasts.

"They look at false cleavages but it is clear that it is a big turn off both sexually and in terms of forming a relationship. It seems as though women may have misjudged a lot of blokes."

[MadIvan]

In 5,000 years, archaeologists will stumble on the grave of Pamela Anderson, thinking she must have been someone important, given the faded parchments known as "The People Magazine Collection". They'll unearth her grave and wonder what the two silicon bags inside were all about.

I'm glad our taste, as a nation, is improving.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[Halls]

I've known this for years. I don't need implants thank God, lol but my DH thinks that they are gross and so unnatural. He says men like all natural woman. IMO women come in all shapes and sizes and we should leave our bodies alone.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

If done well, breast implants, in general, are a good thing. Most women who get them probably really don't need them, but that's the beautiful thing about a free country---people are free to make their own mistakes. If done poorly, breast implants are awful---almost mutilation.

[OESY]

Fake boobs a turn off.

[DungeonMaster]

Fake boobs are bad.

[MadIvan]

There are just certain things that will make me burst into helpless laughter. Mrs Ivan knows the story about how I had a rather dated German language textbook which had a section on clothing (specifically the German words for shirt, shoes, etc.) - it showed a young lad wearing a ridiculously 1970's outfit. When I first saw the page, which was in class, I had to be excused for a few minutes because I couldn't stop laughing.

Daft artificial breasts don't quite provoke the same reaction, but certainly I guffaw.

Regards, Ivan

[RandallFlagg]

HAA! Bookmarking for the pics. Here's one from me to start it off....

(Now watch how fast a certain woman named Thomas will be here to plow the thread down)

[stm]

I hate fake boobs. I would rather see a shapely A cup than some plastic DD. There is something very odd about a 5' tall woman that weighs 95 pounds and has a D cup. My youngest daughter's standard line...."oh yeah, those are real....not"

[subterfuge]

Yes. And all men find strippers SO tacky and unattractive. (eyes rolling)

[pinz-n-needlez]

I think those two boobs are actually genuine! LOL

[MadIvan]

Yes. And all men find strippers SO tacky and unattractive. (eyes rolling)

It depends on the mental connections that one makes. Stripper to me equates to, "Unhappy walking Petrie dish".

Regards, Ivan

[subterfuge]

Oh my, she's absolutely hideous!

Is a sarc tag really needed here?

[Hatteras]

Yeah, they sure are a turn off alright. Why I would hate to see somebody littering this thread with gross pictures of pouty lips and big fake boobs that turn me off soooooo much.

I mean it! I'd really hate to see pictures like that because It really turns me off......

It really does.......

Seriesly....

[DCPatriot]

INCONCEIVABLE!!

Fake boobs.

I do not think it means what you think it means. ;^)

[RandallFlagg]

I tried to lighten it up at another thread with a bunch of pics. The thread was getting WAY too series.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1716912/posts

[subterfuge]

Stripper to me equates to, "Unhappy walking Petrie dish".

I agee with that to a large extent. However, all lot of them in the high end strip joints are paid a lot of money for a reason. The thing about the fake boobs is that some women are genuinely helped by augmentation as they are uneven or have been through childbirth which changes their bodies a great deal. On the other hand, I've known a few women who go nuts after getting boob jobs.

[Tijeras_Slim]

That thread proved remarkably hijack proof.

[wallcrawlr]

fake, real, big, little, whatever...

Real men love personality and attitude in a woman, how they look is a bonus and besides some chicks actually have to have them because of medical reasons. Id hate for them to feel bad becuase of it.

[avacado]

How about 100% fake?