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(Vanity) Campaign for Sustainable Government
grey_whiskers ^ | 10-28-2006 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 10/28/2006 2:06:28 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

These ideas have been simmering for awhile. Just thought I’d throw them into the pot in time for election jib-jabbing.

Ideas for commercial / political campaign.

Call it “The campaign for sustainable government”…

Advertisement I:
Endangered species.

Computer programmer--loss of
hundreds of thousands of jobs, to
foreign-born workers overseas.
In Connecticut, there are 20,000 unemployed
programmers, with 70,000
H-1B Indian programmers on visas.

Sand borer-fly:

Halted construction on facility;
for 8 lousy flies. Even the agency
doing the work wasn't sure if
they counted the same fly 8 times.

(Show a flyswatter striking a table in
slow motion).
Voiceover: Isn't it wonderful that our elected
representatives care more about flies
than they do about our jobs?

Advertisement II:

Envionment threatened:
Productive work environment in
America’s Great Northwest.

Spotted owl.
Thousands of jobs lost.
And yet they claim they believe in EVOLUTION.
Well, we say THIS:
(Voice over /picture of Rush Limbaugh): “If the owl can’t
adapt, then *screw* the owl.”

(Fade to a picture of a biological family tree
with an owl at the top.)

Voiceover: Isn’t it wonderful that our elected officials
care more about owls than they do about working

Advertisement III:

Our military.
Show headlines / quotes of insufficient body armor
for our troops in Iraq, troops returning home with
missing limbs only to be called “baby killers”.

Voice over: These are our sons and daughters. And for risking
life and limb, they are mocked and insulted.

(Show quotes from various democrats calling Bush a terrorist,
our troops Nazis, etc.)
Then the quote from Patty Murray about Osama bin Laden
being popular in poor countries for building schools.

(Fade to a video of the real living conditions in Guantanamo.
Government provided Korans, > 4000 calories a day,
custom-prepared sharia-compliant food.)

Voiceover: Isn’t it wonderful that our elected officials
care more about terrorists than about our own military?

TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: adcampaign; greywhiskers; sustainablegovernmnt; vanity; whiskersvanity
Anyone else have ideas to toss into the pot?


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