Posted on 11/23/2006 6:14:30 AM PST by RetSignman
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money! in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
It's entirely possible (and believable) that the father does both.
Heard a similar joke once involving a boilermaker and a welder.
I imagine picturing Hitlery in a "G-String", would be followed by projectile vomiting.
A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?"
LOL ping
OK: Let's get on a roll here...
Q: What did the Zen Master say to the Hot Dog Vendor?
A: Make me one with everything!
Why did the dyslexic chiggin cross the road?
Side the other get to.
(rimshot)
Ever hear the Suspense Joke?
No, but I would like to.
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?"
Very funny - knock-knock jokes are always solid!
Why didn't Saddam Hussein's friends let him drink?
Because he was a mean drunk.
Q: What did the Hot Dog Vendor say when the Zen Master asked for his change?
A: Change must come from with in.
When Clinton was President, one day Hillary got bored and she and one of her NOW gal pals went for a drive without the Secret Service (having craftily eluded them). Hillary was driving and all of a sudden the car just stopped and nothing she did would get it started. So, they walked a few miles to a gas station which just happened to be a repair shop as well. When Hillary walked in the door, the mechanic gasped, "Hillary?! Is that you?!" Hillary recognised the mechanic as an old boyfriend she had been engaged to and almost married. So, they had an old home week reunion, the car was later picked up, brought to the shop and repaired. Hillary and friend were back on the road in short order, and the friend said, "Gee Hillary, just think, you could have been married to that mechanic instead of The President of the United States." Hillary replied, "Dear, if I had been married to that mechanic, HE would be the President of the United States and Bill would have most likely been the mechanic fixing our car this afternoon."
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