Posted on 01/21/2007 11:04:30 AM PST by LonePalm
Smarmy Weather
Stormy Weather by Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald 
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm 
As sung by Heidi Cullen of The Weather Channel® 
Don't know why, not all buy the weather lie. 
Smarmy weather, that its man and not just the weather 
Keep whining all the time 
Then came Gore, gloom and misery evermore, 
Smarmy weather, just can't get his poor old self together. 
Hes angry all the time, the time, so angry all of the time 
Should he go away, the clues walk in and whack me 
If he stays away, truth might just affect me 
All I do is pray, the lord above will let me 
walk in the sun once more 
Theres no proof, thats our Inconvenient Truth 
Smarmy weather, its as real as ole Dan Rather 
Keep whining all the time 
Keep whining all of the time 
We stomp around heavy-handed and mad 
Yank their Certs. and make them all feel bad 
Theyll come round, or well make them wish they had 
This chitter and chatter and bleating, stuttering like were all mad 
Gore, Gore, Gore, Gore, the truth come out will be the end of us 
Should he go away, the clues walk in and whack me 
If he stays away, truth might just affect me 
All I do is pray, the lord above will let me 
walk in the sun once more 
What a blow, Bush wont sign off Kyoto 
Smarmy weather, its not man and its just the weather 
Keep whining all the time, the time 
Keep whining all the time 
 (Stormy Weather Midi file.)
Check out his parody of Riders on the Storm, Why It's Getting Warm.
 Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
 (Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
 Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
 (Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Smarmy would make a good WFTD.
 Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
 (Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Good job!
 Verrrrrrrry..... well done
A timely bump.
 Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
 (Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican) 
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