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Smarmy Weather (Song Parody)
My Fertile Imagination | 1/21/07 | LonePalm

Posted on 01/21/2007 11:04:30 AM PST by LonePalm

Smarmy Weather
Stormy Weather by Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm
As sung by Heidi Cullen of The Weather Channel®

Don't know why, not all buy the weather lie.
Smarmy weather, that it’s man and not just the weather
Keep whining all the time

Then came Gore, gloom and misery evermore,
Smarmy weather, just can't get his poor old self together.
He’s angry all the time, the time, so angry all of the time

Should he go away, the clues walk in and whack me
If he stays away, truth might just affect me
All I do is pray, the lord above will let me
walk in the sun once more

There’s no proof, that’s our Inconvenient Truth
Smarmy weather, it’s as real as ole Dan Rather
Keep whining all the time
Keep whining all of the time

We stomp around heavy-handed and mad
Yank their Certs. and make them all feel bad
They’ll come ‘round, or we’ll make them wish they had
This chitter and chatter and bleating, stuttering like we’re all mad
Gore, Gore, Gore, Gore, the truth come out will be the end of us

Should he go away, the clues walk in and whack me
If he stays away, truth might just affect me
All I do is pray, the lord above will let me
walk in the sun once more

What a blow, Bush won’t sign off Kyoto
Smarmy weather, it’s not man and it’s just the weather
Keep whining all the time, the time
Keep whining all the time

(Stormy Weather Midi file.)


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Science
KEYWORDS: algore; heidicullen; weatherchannel
Thanks to Charles Hendrickson for the idea for the parody.

Check out his parody of Riders on the Storm, Why It's Getting Warm.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

1 posted on 01/21/2007 11:04:32 AM PST by LonePalm
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To: Charles Henrickson; doug from upland; NonValueAdded; MoralSense; T Lady; Grampa Dave; mrustow; ...
Song Parody Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

2 posted on 01/21/2007 11:05:55 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; ...
Word For The Day Ping!

Smarmy would make a good WFTD.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

3 posted on 01/21/2007 11:06:58 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm

Good job!


4 posted on 01/21/2007 1:07:24 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: LonePalm
A great old pop standard....
Outstanding parody lyrics...

Verrrrrrrry..... well done

5 posted on 01/21/2007 1:19:57 PM PST by Wings-n-Wind (The answers remain available; Wisdom is obtained by asking all the right questions!)
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To: LonePalm

A timely bump.


6 posted on 12/05/2009 8:18:22 AM PST by ru4liberty
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To: ru4liberty
Thank you for remembering.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

7 posted on 12/05/2009 8:34:16 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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