[RDTF]

Ya can't make this stuff up

[roaddog727]

Wow. Just wow.......

[centurion316]

I suspect that this may have a negative effect on his career progression - just a guess.

[tcostell]

It just had to be NJ didn't it?

Ever since McGreevey this happens in our neighborhood, two or three times a week.

[BlackVeil]

That article gets “title of the day” award.

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Was it wrong to have done that?

[Cailleach]

but what does his profession have to do with it? Had he been a construction worker, would the headline have been
“Naked porn-surfing construction worker arrested”?

Back on topic...how did he manage to get from the bar to someone’s house nakie? LOL If he had been in a fight at the bar, one would think that someone would have noticed him going naturist and wandering off down the street...LOL Nevermind...I don’t wanna know!

[USMCPOP]

Trying to make quotas will drive ya to drinking, and a whole lot more.

I used to live right near Hackettstown. It’s the M&M/Mars headquarters, as in M&M candy. Go ahead - start with the jokes...

[A_perfect_lady]

See, that’s the Army for you. We Navy types just raid the fridge and leave.

[SteveMcKing]

Relax. He was only a Brigadier General.

[Tainan]

"Naked porn-surfing Army recruiter arrested"

At some point in the evening this seemed like a good idea...and then things went terribly wrong...

[jeffq73]

In a bar prior? what a shock....

[Cagey]

The good old Army days when surf meant surf.

"If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f'n place! "

[Caramelgal]

Mahaffey is charged with burglary and lewdness, the report said.

So I get the lewdness charge but what did he steal other than some bandwidth, except perhaps a life times’ worth of good sleep by Mr. Arevalo? I can’t imagine Mr. Arevalo wanted to wake up from a good night’s sleep to find some naked guy surfing his “cookies”.

But on the other hand, I’m just trying to picture this…. I’m alone, a single middle aged woman, it’s in the middle of the night and a young, muscled, buff, naked, some what drunk, Army recruiter dude shows up at my door? What to do? What to do?

Do I call the police or should I “enlist”?

Don’t rush me for an answer…I’m still thinking…

[Slings and Arrows]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

[rzeznikj at stout]

[Ramius]

Somewhere this morning there is a very *very* hung-over recruiter waking up in jail, with no idea how he got there.

“So... where’s my clothes...?”