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Docs fight to save man's willy
The Sun Online ^
| july 25th, 2007
| DancesWithCats
Posted on 07/25/2007 9:48:22 PM PDT by DancesWithCats
HORRIFIED diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.
The 35-year-old Pole burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife from the kitchen.
He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.
A witness said: “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”
Surgeons battling to save the severed willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind.
Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas.
The manhood was packed in ice and taken with the man to London’s St Thomas’s Hospital.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cuts; penis; public; self
Well that'd put ya' right off yer feed.
To: DancesWithCats
Must have been a Polish muslim trying “sunnah” (circumcision) in public ;) Guess, like others of his religious faith, he got slightly carried away after seeing all that blood.
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posted on
07/25/2007 9:51:52 PM PDT
by
indcons
To: DancesWithCats
Why save it when he so badly wanted rid of it?
To: Clam Digger
To: DancesWithCats
The 35-year-old Pole . . .Call a physician or porn director after some hours.
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posted on
07/25/2007 9:54:56 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: DancesWithCats
On second thought, hold the pepperoni,
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posted on
07/25/2007 9:55:20 PM PDT
by
keat
(You know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop-dusting.)
To: All
The Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first time that anyone in the UK had had their penis sewed back on. no Lorena Bobbitt's in the UK evidently ...
My mom said they should have just tossed it under a bus. MY MOTHER said this!! LOL LOL (she surprises me sometimes)
To: dighton
The 35-year-old Pole . . Not anymore it's not.
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posted on
07/25/2007 10:19:29 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: DancesWithCats
He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.
I might have stuck around for that one. It's not everyday that you see someone chop of their own penis.
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posted on
07/25/2007 10:37:30 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Certified thread hijacker since 7-7-07 (by restornu and blu))
To: DancesWithCats; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Did they try giving it the “Kiss of Life?”
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posted on
07/26/2007 2:27:15 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You can't strengthen a zero, it will always equal zero." --Avigdor Lieberman)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not going to touch that one!
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posted on
07/26/2007 3:23:29 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(To love and be wise exceeds men's might....... (I'm just lucky I guess))
To: keat
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posted on
07/26/2007 4:26:24 AM PDT
by
Budge
(<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
To: keat
If you hold the pepperoni you’ll get hair on your palms. ‘Least thats what Grandpa told me.
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posted on
07/26/2007 4:57:53 AM PDT
by
festus
(I'm a fRedneck and proud of it.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Oi! New specialty of the house at the Zizzi eaterie?
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posted on
07/26/2007 5:00:44 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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