Posted on 07/31/2007 6:46:09 PM PDT by Graybeard58
COMAL COUNTY
Collision involved naked couple
Investigators think that alcohol was a factor in a head-on collision in Comal County on July 18 in which two victims were pulled from their car naked.
"The only thing they had on was the radio . . . and their seat belts," Department of Public Safety Cpl. Rick Alvarez said.
On the evening of July 18, Lisa Marie Bishop, 25, of Austin was driving north on FM 1102 north of New Braunfels when she went around a curve and swerved into the southbound lane, crashing head-on to a truck driven by Juan Montoya, 49, of New Braunfels, Alvarez said.
Montoya was not injured. Bishop sustained injuries that were not life-threatening, but her passenger, 26-year-old Robert Rydeen of Austin, was airlifted to San Antonio and was in stable condition Monday, officials said.
Bishop told investigators that she and Rydeen had been at Schlitterbahn Waterpark and had removed their wet clothes for the drive home, Alvarez said. Investigators found some wet clothes in the car as well as evidence of alcohol consumption.
Alvarez said that in his 13 1/2 years as a DPS trooper, he had never before investigated a crash involving nude drivers.
"But she's from Austin," he said, "and I figure Austin folks are a little different."
I bet the officer had a chuckle when he thought that one up!
Highway sex is a complicated business, best left to professionals.
They should have stayed home, and maybe fell off a roof.
They had on their seatbelts and the radio!!
This happened about 7 years ago in my home town also. Guy and girl were actually in the act while driving when the accident occurred. They were both naked and spent about 1 to 2 months in ICU. Apparently they were both behind the wheel at the same time (wink wink) if you know what I mean.
There was also an incident about 12 years ago if I remember correctly in a little town on the western border of Louisiana where the police pulled over a car full of naked people, I think it was something like 8 or 10 people. They were naked, they said, because they were convinced that their clothes were possessed. I am going to see if I can find that news story archived somewhere. It was really weird.
Amen.
Yeehaw!
Here’s an interesting link about the accident with 20 people naked.
http://www.skeptictank.org/nakedps.htm
Your enthusiastic "Yeehaw!" makes me wonder about your own possible nude motoring experience.
I'm just sayin'...
;-)
You don't say.....
Dumbasses can’t even pick a reasonable road/speed. Booze.
End of story.
On a side note, if you ever come on down to Florida and wade out into the surf and hug up tight with you main squeeze, every one on the beach knows what you’re really doing - but, no, the newbies in the surf always act like they just figured something out for the first time. Always cute and silly at the same time. Newsflash, you not fooling any of the locals, and no it’s not that great in salt water...
...and they were wearing seatbelts???
Maybe that's a typo and should read seat belt (singular). Safe sex, you know.
Well, how about that? At least they were wearing seat belts. Driving in their birthday suits coming from Schlitterbahn - I guess I need to keep my eyes open for this.
I have been "flashed" by a young lady on 1431 on several occasions. That is a dangerous, winding road. The guy in the pickup ahead of us, almost ran off a curve as she went by him.
Investigators found some wet clothes in the car as well as evidence of alcohol consumption.
I'd never think alcohol would be involved with "nude driving"!!! < /sarcasm>
You are, I trust, doing your part?
Oh sure, act surprised... ;’)
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