Posted on 10/14/2007 10:35:02 AM PDT by punster
The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."No one moved.The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."Again all was quiet.Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.
This thread is pretty far from socially acceptable.
At my brother’s graduation,years ago, they invited somebody to give the commencement speech. He was supposed to say somenting like” I come here tonight to congratulate the class of 1964.” I remeber him standing, taking a sincere step forward and saying “I come...” and apparently forgot his lines. Again he stepped forward and said “ I come...”, yet again another step to the edge of the stage and “I come...” One of the town wags said out loud “Any closer, brother, and you’ll mess up my tie.” Some people roared, some swooned and I had no idea what was going on. (I was 13 at the time.)
[golf clap]
In the 1991 Louisiana Governor’s race, this candidate, when asked to comment on any similarities between himself and his opponent, said, “The only thing I have in common with Mr. David Duke is that we’re both wizards under the sheets.” His campaign slogan was “Vote for the crook, it’s important.” For ten points, name this former Governor of Louisiana, convicted felon, and winner of the 1991 election against former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke.
Edwin W. Edwards
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lol; a cute one here. . .
A scene that could be a ‘movie’. . .lol. . .
Buzz off, killjoy.
The joke is older than the poster. It was inappropriate then, too.
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