Posted on 10/26/2007 8:19:40 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
A Simple Way to End the War on Terror
by Yacka Jah Yacka
Tue Oct 23, 2007 at 09:03:20 PM PDT
While it appears from more than one point of view that the War in Iraq and the War on Terror are situations from which we may never be able to extricate ourselves, from the mountains of Pakistan comes a very simple solution: convert to Islam.
Before we reject this out of hand, lets seriously consider it for a moment: Osama Bin Laden promised the wars would be over if Americans convert to Islam.
This may sound like a lot to ask from the most religious country in the industrialized world. But of all the Christians in America today who profess to be religious, how many of us are seriously devout?
How many of us are really just religious lightweights, happy to simply go to church every Sunday, attend church socials, knock back a drink or two every Christmas and not worry ourselves about the deeper implications of our faith?
Given the way most of us pay any real attention to the tenets of our faith, life really wouldn't be that different if we were to exchange one faith for another. The prayers would be different, but we would recite them just as mindlessly as we do today. The sermons would in all likelihood be exactly the same, and we'd continue to snore through them.
Sure, there are a few people here and there who take religion seriously, but they are in such a small minority that their protests can be easily ignored. All in all, converting to Islam would be a small price to pay for an end to the killing and maiming of our sons and daughters, not to mention the billions of dollars we could put to better use than fighting this perpetual war. So let's do away with our religious pretences, adopt Islam as our new faith, add a few extra holidays to our calendar, and get down to the real business at hand: pumping oil.
Do these morons really think that some THIRD-WORLD BACKWATER is enough of a threat to the USA to even consider this? Forget for a moment the cowardice - focus on the stupidity. Even 100 9/11s would not amount to American losses in WWII, especially as a fraction of the population. These nations have no significant armies or conventional means to project force, and MARGINAL unconventional means to project force on American soil. They can hurt us, of course, but not even close to mortally wounding. The moonbats are as delusional as the neocons.
If those Neanderthals decide to suicide-by-cop on an international scale, every nation from Turkey to Pakistan could be annihilated in the blink of an eye a hundred times over - and America would still have plenty of firepower to spare.
EVEN IF the choice was conversion or death, I’d take death (with as many of those bastards coming with me as possible).
Islam is okay, though.
So the dailycuss crowd will not be prevented from expressing their feeeeeeeeeeelings.
I’m not sure this fool understands the implications of converting to Islam. He thinks the Muslim is just as tolerant of his sins as most Christians seem to be.
Fine, though. Let him convert and go live in a land ruled by Islam for a year. Then I might be willing to listen to his opinion.
After they convert, I wonder if they’ll listen when Osama tells them they need to go blow up things.
After reading that, the term moonbat is woefully inadequate to describe these loons!
Its that little bit of “conform” to the practices of Islam that liberals would have trouble with.
Why am I not surprised.......
Yikes, the Libs would be funny if they wern’t so dangerous
That diary was snark. He got slammed in the comments.
Don’t be so naive next time.
So I slammed him again. Do you have a problem with that?
No problem, sir. Please don’t take my lunch money....
Change your screen name. Maybe to something like, “Me,too!”
What were you planning for lunch? Is it worth it?
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