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Meet the man with breasts in his leg
http://www.metro.co.uk/ ^ | 12/18/2007

Posted on 12/18/2007 6:30:57 PM PST by lowbridge

For a man to have a boob job is unusual enough - let alone to have the silicone implants not in the chest, but in the leg.

But Lane Jensen's figure is now looking a little more voluptuous in an odd place after one of the most unusual operations of the year.

Lane, a devotee of body art already, had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin.

But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough - so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places.

Canadian Lane, editor of a body art and tattoo magazine, even sat up to watch most of the operation carried out in Edmonton, Alberta.

Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: transgendered; unngh

1 posted on 12/18/2007 6:31:01 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

That will amuse the other geezers in the nursing home some day...although it won’t look so hot when those “breasts” will be wrinkled and sagging.


2 posted on 12/18/2007 6:35:11 PM PST by kittymyrib
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To: lowbridge

That boy is wierd!!


3 posted on 12/18/2007 6:35:20 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: lowbridge

The least he could do, is shave her in the right spots


4 posted on 12/18/2007 6:36:16 PM PST by digger48
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Yup. Nothin’ but.


5 posted on 12/18/2007 6:37:02 PM PST by bannie
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To: lowbridge; pandoraou812

Weirder’n weird tattoo ping!

IMHO, this is carrying tattooing too far.

Does he think that ladies will be attracted to him because of his tattoo?

Think again, buster. Your tattoo is a MAJOR, disgusting turn-off!


6 posted on 12/18/2007 6:40:55 PM PST by yorkie ( For God so loved the world........................ that He didn't send a committee.)
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To: lowbridge

What a boob.


7 posted on 12/18/2007 6:41:30 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: kittymyrib

Ankle goiters


8 posted on 12/18/2007 6:45:55 PM PST by Rte66
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To: lowbridge

Couldn’t he just use the money to feed starving children in Africa, or something?


9 posted on 12/18/2007 6:48:37 PM PST by willgolfforfood
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To: lowbridge

He actually has a website, lanejensen.com. Looks like a pretty normal guy.

This should land Mr. Jensen on the top ten list for strangest stories of 2007.


10 posted on 12/18/2007 6:55:36 PM PST by Theresawithanh (This is my tagline. FRED!!!!!!)
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To: lowbridge
Meet the man with breasts in his leg

No, thanks.

11 posted on 12/18/2007 7:10:28 PM PST by pcottraux (Fred Thompson pronounces it "P. Coe-Troe"...in 2008.)
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To: yorkie

Well....I have never seen this before & hope I never do! .. EWWW!


12 posted on 12/18/2007 7:24:39 PM PST by pandoraou812 ( Its NOT for the good of the children! Its BS along with bending over for Muslim's demands)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


13 posted on 12/18/2007 9:00:27 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I hate plastic boobs. [Insert your own John Edwards joke here.]


14 posted on 12/18/2007 9:52:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: lowbridge
There are lots of avant garde tats coming out of Canada. ;)


15 posted on 12/19/2007 3:52:25 AM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; lowbridge
More tats in the news this morning ... Photo snapped of patient's tattooed genitalia during surgery .... by a Mayo Clinic doc, no less. 8-i
16 posted on 12/19/2007 4:40:09 AM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition
Ha!

He got the tat because he lost a bet?

Even funnier!

He’s the manager of a topless bar?

This guy is going to do great when he is on Jerry Springer!

The only tat better on a “gang blank” is the one that says ...

“Welcome Aboard!”

17 posted on 12/19/2007 4:47:14 AM PST by Mr. Jazzy (Very Proud Dad of LCpl Smoothguy242 USMC of 1/3 Marines, back in the U.S.A.!!!)
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To: lowbridge
Wow!

A breast AND leg man.

18 posted on 12/19/2007 4:49:42 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Mr. Jazzy
LOL

The way the article reads ...

"Dubowik runs a Phoenix topless bar, Centerfolds Cabaret, and said he'd gotten the tattoo on a $1,000 bet.

"It was the most horrible thing I ever went though in my life," Dubowik said. He said he chose Mayo Clinic for treatment because his mother had five surgeries there.

Slightly confusing ... was the tat the "most horrible thing I ever went though in my life" ... or was it the humiliation of the photo of it? Inquiring minds ....;)

19 posted on 12/19/2007 5:03:47 AM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition
The absolute worst thing was the picture ...

... If his lawyers have anything to say about it!

20 posted on 12/19/2007 5:06:09 AM PST by Mr. Jazzy (Very Proud Dad of LCpl Smoothguy242 USMC of 1/3 Marines, back in the U.S.A.!!!)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

I think so too ... this guy just won the lottery. ;)


21 posted on 12/19/2007 5:15:03 AM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition

Anyone stupid enough to get a tattoo like that needs all the humiliation he can get.


22 posted on 12/19/2007 7:23:11 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: lowbridge

Oh that is just WRONG!!!! in so many ways. ackk!


23 posted on 12/19/2007 8:37:17 AM PST by DeLaine (Santa....I can explain!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The staffer that snitched needs their own brand of humiliation.


24 posted on 12/19/2007 9:49:33 AM PST by Concho (IRS--Americas real terrorist organization.)
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