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Woman, 89, uses ax to break into (own) home
AP/Yahoo ^ | 2/13/08

Posted on 02/13/2008 8:21:31 AM PST by martin_fierro

Woman, 89, uses ax to break into home

Wed Feb 13, 1:28 AM ET

DURANGO, Colo. - An 89-year-old woman used an ax to break into her own home after she locked herself out on a patio hemmed in by deep snow. "I had to bang the glass four times with the ax before it broke," said Geraldine "Gerry" Palmer, who turns 90 this weekend.

Palmer said a sliding glass door locked behind her Saturday after she went outside to rearrange some things that had gotten wet on the patio. Snow sliding off the patio roof had formed a pile about 7 feet high between her and the yard, so she had no escape.

About 6 feet of snow has fallen on Durango this winter, the National Weather Service said.

"The ax was there for several years to chop wood, but I no longer use a wood stove," Palmer said.


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KEYWORDS: ax; co; durango; durangoco; durangutan

Geraldine 'Gerry' Palmer, a week shy of 90, at her Durango Colo., home on Monday, Feb. 11, 2008, holds the ax that she used earlier in the week to break the glass of her sliding door. On Saturday, she went onto her snow-covered patio, but the door locked behind her, forcing her to use the ax to escape the cold and snow. (AP Photo/The Durango Herald, Jerry McBride)

1 posted on 02/13/2008 8:21:35 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

I like old people. They have common sense. No wandering off seeking help in this case. Kudos!!


2 posted on 02/13/2008 8:23:50 AM PST by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: Sacajaweau

Yep, she took care of the problem herself, and she didn’t even have to axe anybody for help.


3 posted on 02/13/2008 8:27:50 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (IX-XI -- numquam didici)
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To: martin_fierro
I have family in the Durango area...just wow...amount of snow that has fallen this year (with global warming and all...should've been rain)...

FEET...over a dozen feet total in places - Silverton is really getting socked this winter where homeowners can't shovel snow off some roofs, because the snow is piled too high around the house now!

4 posted on 02/13/2008 8:41:54 AM PST by NorCoGOP (Stop Billary 2008! If nothing else, think of the White House sinks!)
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To: martin_fierro

Story says she no longer has a wood stove. Whats with the rick of wood behind her in the picture?


5 posted on 02/13/2008 8:46:36 AM PST by nomorelurker (keep flogging them till morale improves)
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To: nomorelurker
Old people don't throw ANYTHING out!!

I'll bet she's got her canning jars from the 30's...and still cans!

6 posted on 02/13/2008 8:54:55 AM PST by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: martin_fierro

“Heeeeeeeeere’s Gerry!”


7 posted on 02/13/2008 9:19:06 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: Sacajaweau

My grandma was like that too. LOL


8 posted on 02/13/2008 9:21:00 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
When my grandparents died, they still had a "hand" wringer washer and a gas/wood combo stove.

The best day at their house...When I slept in a "feather" bed. Oh, God...Awesome!!

9 posted on 02/13/2008 9:27:31 AM PST by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: Sacajaweau

My grandma, who died in 2003 at age 89, only got rid of her wood stove when my dad and his siblings made her.

And even then it ended up out in the barn. My dad has it now.

The breakfasts she used to make on that thing when I was a young boy! Homemade biscuits, country ham, grits with redeye gravy....drool.


10 posted on 02/13/2008 9:31:49 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: martin_fierro; Quix

Thanks. She looks good for 90.


11 posted on 02/14/2008 2:58:16 AM PST by Joya (Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior, have mercy on me, a sinner!)
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