The Dragonflies'Lair ~ Thread XLIX~

Poets of The Dragonflies' Lair | February 15, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[Soaring Feather]

My Dragon Fly and Me

If I could be a Dragon Fly
and wing my way through the sky
I would never be shy
just me and my Dragon Fly!

By moonlight we ride the wind
chase the comets tail for fun
by day we would hide from the sun
our fragile wings would come undone

On darkest nights we would use
fireflies as our guide
we would dip and we would glide
through the heavens open wide
and scatter diamonds in the night sky
my Dragon Fly and me...

And we would wing past our lovers
silent in the night...
to kiss their face in our flight
much to their surprise and delight
my Dragon Fly and me in sight...

Such a view do we share
away up here in the air
of breezes soft through our hair
my Dragon Fly and me a pair...

bentfeather©
2002

[tomkow6]

"Tom, is big into Lard now, no more Whipped Cream rubs."

And you LOVE IT!.....LOL!

[WayzataJOHNN]

"Just think what you could have done with a bucket of lard & Katya, Olga, Natashia, Ocksona, Nargiza, Elena, Sonia, Marina, Helena...etc"

I AM, I AM (how am to get any work done around here?)

[Soaring Feather]

Who said that?? Did I ever tell you that??

Lard is greasy
lard is fat
one can barely
hold on one’s hat
and sliding off chairs
while covered with lard
is not a joke when one
lands hard.

[Soaring Feather]

LOL, try hard to shield your eyes
or you’ll be looking like TongueTied
sequenty eyes, all blood shot
with a hangover from too much
rot gut!

[Soaring Feather]

Oh my gosh, the expression on the owl’s face is precious!!

Love it!!

Those Amaryllis are my daughters! She has a huge collection of them, her MIL gives her a bulb a year!

Enjoy your warm, it will warm up around here soon enough -then it will be hot and humid. Ugh.

[MEG33]

Love this breakfast! I think I want a bit of all of it!

[tongue-tied]

Good Mornin' Johnn!

Some fathers have no sense of humor when you drop her off at the door at 0430 or 0500, giggling and a little unsteady on her feet.

[tongue-tied]

Tom, is big into Lard now, no more Whipped Cream rubs

Can't say as I blame him: whipped cream is too sticky. Once you warm that lard up with friction though...boy, howdy! Slipperyer'n a de-clawed cat chasing a mouse on wet ice.

[MEG33]

I can’t help grinning when I look at this owl!
What a thoughtful gift your daughter receives!

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

What a graphic!

[tongue-tied]

The very rare, “Laughing Crowned Budda Winter Owl”.

[tongue-tied]

LOL...as I typed that I thought of some cartoon character spinning his feet as he starts off with that bongo sort of noise pu-plap-pu-ta pu-plap-pu-ta...

[Soaring Feather]

Funny as heck! I was imaging the de-clawed cat’s feet covered with lard, trying to get traction. LOL

[MEG33]

;o)

[tomkow6]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress pretends not to notice and asks them for their orders. 

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. 

A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. 

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. 

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitr ess. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. 

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. 

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time ?" 

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. 

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." 

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" 

That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. 

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" 

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

[MEG33]

ROFLOL!

[Soaring Feather]

[tongue-tied]

HAHAHAHA...oh man, ROFLMBO!

Once I calmed down and could ead out loud, my roomate loved that one too.

[tomkow6]

700? Mine?

[tomkow6]

700? Mine?