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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... April, 2008
JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 04/01/2008 4:05:44 AM PDT by JustAmy




Welcome To....



'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; april; friends; friendship
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To: JustAmy



The Top-5 April Fool's Hoaxes of All Time (no fooling):

#1: The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
In 1957 the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied that they should “place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.”

#2: Sidd Finch
In its April 1985 edition, Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the “art of the pitch” in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the “great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa.” Mets fans celebrated their teams’ amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. But in reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton.

#3: Instant Color TV
In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

#4: The Taco Liberty Bell
In 1996 the Taco Bell Corporation announced that it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.

#5: San Serriffe
In 1977 the British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page supplement devoted to San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semi-colon-shaped islands. A series of articles affectionately described the geography and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse. Its capital was Bodoni, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardian's phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Few noticed that everything about the island was named after printer's terminology. The success of this hoax is widely credited with launching the enthusiasm for April Foolery that gripped the British tabloids in subsequent decades.

Source: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

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61 posted on 04/01/2008 2:00:47 PM PDT by OESY
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To: jaycee
When did it get back on, Kitty?

I Think it was about 2 or 3 Hours Ago. Thank Goodness it's Back!

The Temperature is Very Nice this Afternoon. I'm at my Husband's Work Place Today where we Lived for 25 Years and still have our Mobile Home, and my Ground Covers are in Bloom; the Prettiest Purple/Blue Flowers are Scattered Everywhere; just Lovely!

62 posted on 04/01/2008 2:09:02 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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To: jaycee

No prob, Happy b day and hope you enjoy your special day ;-}


63 posted on 04/01/2008 2:11:10 PM PDT by Poetgal26 (God bless the US Military and our vets! (RIP Sgt Matthew Maupin))
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To: MEG33
Your #52 is Cute, Meg!

: )

64 posted on 04/01/2008 2:14:37 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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To: La Enchiladita; Poetgal26; JustAmy; MEG33; Kitty Mittens; Mama_Bear; yorkie; Billie; DollyCali
SINGING IN APRIL!


65 posted on 04/01/2008 2:23:58 PM PDT by jaycee
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To: jaycee



Oh, how I wish I could write poems

To make a great card for you

I know math, science, chemistry-

Now I wish I knew poetry too.

Then I could write an unstoppable card,

And you’d say, “Wow! Check out this poetry!”

And you’d send it off somewhere,

And they’d read it in awe,

And I would be famous

And you would be happy

If only, if only, I could write poetry.


© Copyright 2008 MissDedodakes

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66 posted on 04/01/2008 2:32:56 PM PDT by OESY
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To: OESY

Well done, Oesy! Going to birthday dinner now....see ya’ll later!


67 posted on 04/01/2008 2:39:54 PM PDT by jaycee
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To: jaycee

Lovely! I can almost hear her sweet song. :-)


68 posted on 04/01/2008 2:42:05 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage!)
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To: MEG33
This is just breath taking and I love the others,too.

Thanks, MEG. I just love it that Amy lets me help her with her graphics! As I have said before, she thinks I am doing her a favor, but it's the other way around. ;-)

69 posted on 04/01/2008 3:14:52 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage!)
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To: OESY
The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Oh, yes!!! I remember hearing about that one. A classic! LOL.

Those other hoaxes are good too. "The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial." ....LOL!!! Now that was some quick thinking.

70 posted on 04/01/2008 3:23:08 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage!)
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To: jaycee
:-) Hope you have a wonderful birthday dinner.
71 posted on 04/01/2008 3:29:01 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage!)
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To: Mama_Bear

Happy April back to you, Lori. FR’s been misbehaving today, and I had actually planned to spend some time here - don’t have the patience to hang around when it’s on again/off again. I’ve checked a few times then would go take a peek at Yahoo FR to see if it’s actually down or just my dang connection. Sigh! Now it’s time I need to get dinner.


72 posted on 04/01/2008 4:05:50 PM PDT by Billie
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To: La Enchiladita
I am also a fan of the opening graphic, and if that is your living room, color me jealous....lol!!!!

LOL - no need to be jealous - not my living room. Lori found the 'room' somewhere on the net, and we sorta took turns adding our 'characters' to the sofas, etc. :)

73 posted on 04/01/2008 4:19:41 PM PDT by Billie
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To: jaycee
Guess it makes me a fool to be born on April Fool’s Day, huh?

NOT! :) But I bet you did have to put up with teasing and comments like that a lot when you were growing up. :)

74 posted on 04/01/2008 4:22:48 PM PDT by Billie
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To: JustAmy

April 1, 2008
In The Driver's Seat
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven. —Matthew 5:16

I love the story of the stressed-out woman who was tailgating a man as they drove on a busy boulevard. When he slowed to a stop at a yellow light, the woman hit the horn, cussing and screaming in frustration and gesturing angrily. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a police officer who ordered her to exit the car with her hands up. He took her to the police station and placed her in a holding cell.

An hour later, the officer returned and said, "I'm sorry, Ma'am. This has been a big mistake. When I pulled up behind you, I noticed your 'What Would Jesus Do?' license plate holder and your 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker. I assumed the car was stolen!"

Satan doesn't care so much if you're a Christian as long as you don't act like one. If he can get you to live by his signals, he can damage and disarm you every time and dishonor the name of Christ in the process.

Instead, Jesus calls believers to be "salt" and to "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven" (Matt. 5:16).

With Jesus in the driver's seat of our lives, we can show off the love and glory of God.

Called to be salt and light in this world,
Called to preserve and to shine,
Called to reflect the glory of God—
Oh, what a calling is mine! —Fitzhugh

Don't let Satan manage the details of your life.

Bible in One Year: Joshua 4–6; Proverbs 1:1-7


75 posted on 04/01/2008 4:23:40 PM PDT by The Mayor (The purpose of prayer is not to get what we want, but to become what God wants.)
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To: MEG33

Hi, Meg - what a neat cat graphic! FR’s still slow for me and I do need to get in the kitchen and see what’s for dinner!


76 posted on 04/01/2008 4:25:04 PM PDT by Billie
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To: Billie; All

To those I have missed while I was away, Hi there and Welcome, I am fairly new to FR, and I am glad to see a relaxing place to come and just sit back to chill...

Thanks Amy ;-}


77 posted on 04/01/2008 4:29:57 PM PDT by Poetgal26 (God bless the US Military and our vets! (RIP Sgt Matthew Maupin))
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To: jaycee

Happy bday! Do you like the white sauce? LOL


78 posted on 04/01/2008 4:57:06 PM PDT by gardengirl
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To: Poetgal26


Poetgal126

79 posted on 04/01/2008 5:25:52 PM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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To: Poetgal26
Thank you Mama, it looks like all CA people here so far, I must be the only outsider lol

No, I think there are just three of us from CA; Amy, La Enchiladita and myself....unless I am missing someone, which is a possibility. We have lots of states represented here; Texas, Tennessee, North Carolina, Maryland, Arizona, New York, Ohio.....and now Delaware! :-)

So, when are we going to be treated to some of your poetry? I am looking forward to it. :-)

My contributions here are mainly visual/graphics. So much easier for me than writing poetry, I leave that to the talented poets among us.

80 posted on 04/01/2008 6:13:35 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage!)
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