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Penis theft panic hits city...
Reuters ^ | Joe Bavier

Posted on 04/24/2008 10:56:48 PM PDT by Menelaus

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.


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To: RedRover; Girlene

Shrinky Dinks.


21 posted on 04/25/2008 5:32:35 AM PDT by lilycicero (I am so proud of our Girl right now for the ping.)
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To: lilycicero

“Shrinky Dinks” - LOL.


22 posted on 04/25/2008 5:42:58 AM PDT by Girlene (Beware of head hunters in the Congo!)
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To: endthematrix
King Missile - Detachable Penis

I read the headline and thought of that song right away!!!

GMTA

8^)

23 posted on 04/25/2008 9:38:54 AM PDT by The SISU kid (I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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To: Menelaus

This gets funnier every time it’s posted!

I am a bad American.


24 posted on 04/25/2008 4:41:42 PM PDT by BJClinton (I will make a fortune when I figure out how to slap someone through standard TCP/IP.)
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To: Proud_USA_Republican

LOLOLOL!


25 posted on 04/25/2008 10:43:58 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Menelaus

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Doesn't this immediately call to mind Alcibiades and the Peloponnesian War?

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26 posted on 04/25/2008 10:45:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: martin_fierro

Another one for the Genital Mutilation Ping List (which doesn’t exist, everybody, so don’t write in, okay?).


27 posted on 04/25/2008 10:46:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Straight Vermonter

Looks like the mods will have to circum, uh, vent that from happening some more.


28 posted on 04/25/2008 10:51:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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http://patterico.com/2007/12/28/tell-us-your-favorite-joke/#comment-310630


29 posted on 04/25/2008 10:52:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: BigCinBigD

I’m sure the authorities will launch a probe.


30 posted on 04/25/2008 10:52:59 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Menelaus; Ezekiel
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Bwahahahaha!!!

31 posted on 04/25/2008 10:59:57 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: SunkenCiv
“I’m sure the authorities will launch a probe.”

Well, one things for sure. These weren't your garden variety..stickup's.

32 posted on 04/26/2008 12:00:20 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (")
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To: SunkenCiv

LOL you owe me a keyboard!


33 posted on 04/26/2008 4:09:23 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: SunkenCiv

This violates the penal code.


34 posted on 04/27/2008 10:26:52 AM PDT by ValerieTexas
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To: ValerieTexas

That joke was pretty, uh, *fine*. ;’)


35 posted on 04/27/2008 3:51:48 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Straight Vermonter

Hey, I’m a cheap b*st*rd, and won’t do it. And brute force won’t help you any, because...

there are limits to what foreskin accomplish.

[rimshot!]

See, it was worth the wait, and the long setup.


36 posted on 04/27/2008 3:53:29 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: BigCinBigD
Erector Set

37 posted on 04/27/2008 3:56:02 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Nightshift

gnip...


38 posted on 05/06/2008 5:50:38 PM PDT by tutstar (Baptist Ping list - freepmail me to get on or off.)
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