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Gnome returned after worldwide tour
The Daily Telegraph ^ | 11 Aug 2008 | Stephen Adams

Posted on 08/11/2008 10:13:36 AM PDT by Daffynition

In an episode that re-creates a scene from the French film Amelie, Murphy was returned to Eve Stuart-Kelso with a note saying he had taken off because he had "itchy feet".

In the film, starring Audrey Tautou, a gnome belonging to Amelie's father is taken around the world and photographed to show him how much he is missing out on in life.

Murphy bore immigration stamps to South Africa, Swaziland, Mozambique, New Zealand, Australia, Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, China, Hong Kong and Laos.

The album of 48 photos showed Murphy abseiling down a mountain, standing in a shark's mouth, swimming in the sea, and riding a motorbike.

Murphy took to his travels with a companion only referred to as "The Bear".

The note which accompanied the gnome explained his disappearance: "There's more to life than watching daily commuter traffic and allowing passing cats to urinate on you."

Mrs Stuart-Kelvo said that to see Murphy back in her front garden was "such a shock".

"I thought, 'Well, it's a bit of mischief but at least he hasn't been put through the window,'" she said.

"Murphy was quite badly damaged and there was a tightly wrapped parcel next to him. My curiosity eventually overcame my alarm, because I did wonder if it might explode.

"Then I saw it was a beautifully bound photo album and opened it up.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Outdoors; Society; Travel
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Gnome News is Good News


Eve Stuart-Kelso with her well traveled Leprechaun safely returned Photo: SWNS

1 posted on 08/11/2008 10:13:37 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: SunkenCiv
Gnome Man is an Island ... thanks SC for the heads-up.

Your reward is in the mail. ;-D


2 posted on 08/11/2008 10:15:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become the more you can hear.)
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To: Daffynition

When a dwarf is writing under an assumed name it’s called a
Gnome de Plume!


3 posted on 08/11/2008 10:19:05 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Daffynition; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

There’s Gnome Place Like Home.


4 posted on 08/11/2008 10:27:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Travellin' Jhones Gnome)
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To: martin_fierro

Gnomebama returned after worldwide tour


5 posted on 08/11/2008 10:31:53 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Daffynition

That looks about like any front yard in small-town Minnesota....those folks love their little yard DooDads.


6 posted on 08/11/2008 10:32:31 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: martin_fierro
He was really up to no good.

Project Gnome.....

7 posted on 08/11/2008 10:33:58 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: tet68; martin_fierro

To Gnome Us is to Love Us! ;-D


8 posted on 08/11/2008 10:35:15 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become the more you can hear.)
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To: Daffynition

Anyone else see a resemblance between the lady and her gnome? lol same eyes and nose.


9 posted on 08/11/2008 10:36:24 AM PDT by kalee
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To: Tijeras_Slim

It looks like he was up to Gnome Good to me..... ;)


10 posted on 08/11/2008 10:38:00 AM PDT by BossLady (People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. ~Carl Jung)
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To: kalee

Gnome mean to stare ...but you have a gnome idea there.

She has a leprechaun’s twinkle in her eye. ;)


11 posted on 08/11/2008 11:19:38 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become the more you can hear.)
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To: Daffynition

‘Creepy gnome’ terrorises town
The Sun | March 11, 2008 | Virginia Wheeler
Posted on 03/11/2008 7:25:59 AM PDT by Sopater
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1983823/posts


12 posted on 08/14/2008 9:19:54 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
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To: tet68
What exactly was the Gnomenclature of this guy again?

Did he make it to Gnome, Alaska?

Is he a GnuGnome or an older one?

13 posted on 08/14/2008 9:23:38 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (A citizen using a weapon to shoot a criminal is the ultimate act of independence from government.)
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