Fla. father whacks teen daughter's boyfriend with pipe after finding boy naked in her room

StarTribune ^ | 9/12/08 | AP

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

[abb]

Something like this, I suspect.

TOONG!

Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower

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[dfwgator]

Pizza Delivery Guy (after being caught with Kelly on the couch): So how about my tip?

Al Bundy (leading him towards the door): Ok, here’s a tip

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[Jim Noble]

Fla. father whacks teen daughter's boyfriend with pipe after finding boy naked in her room

Good.

He's lucky to be alive.

[fortunate sun]

I may be mistaken BUT a minor has no right to “invite” anybody onto property or into a house.

[xcamel]

Kid:
B&E, Lewd Behavior, Statutory Rape, Sexual Assault, Where is the real D.A. in all this?

[vietvet67]

Countered laying pipe with a pipe.

Makes sense to me..

[dfwgator]

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[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Great question....

[Responsibility2nd]

Agreed. Typical Ass Press article.

No details. No specifics. Just hype.

[Dianna]

The article says the young man was standing naked ON the bed. I’d assume a threat if I saw a naked guy standing on my kid’s bed.

[N3WBI3]

If anything he was too easy on the kid..

[Responsibility2nd]

OK. Here we go with the details.......

http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/Headlines/frtHEAD02091208.htm

Officials: Dad finds naked boy in daughter’s room, hits him with pipe

By PATRICIO G. BALONA
Staff Writer
A Deltona father ended up in jail Thursday after finding his daughter’s teenage boyfriend naked in the girl’s bedroom and hitting him with a pipe, sheriff’s officials said.

Raul Colon, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend — or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. So when he heard noises coming from his daughter’s room early Thursday and saw a naked stranger standing on the girl’s bed, he swung a metal pipe he had taken from the garage, hitting the 15-year-old, according to a Volusia County sheriff’s report.

Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child but was released from jail later Thursday on $10,000 bail, a booking officer said. No one answered the phone at Colon’s residence Thursday for comment.

According to the report, Colon heard the noise in his daughter’s room when he got up at 4 a.m. to let his dog out, as he does every morning.

Colon told deputies he chased Lucas Contreres through the kitchen, living room and through the front door and out into the street and called 9-1-1.

Colon’s daughter later told deputies she had been seeing Contreres for 18 months but did not tell her father about the relationship. Contreres had sneaked in through a bedroom window at 3 a.m. Thursday to have sex with her, the 15-year-old girl told deputies.

Contreres was found at Florida Hospital Fish Memorial in Orange City where he received staples to close cuts on his head. His injuries were not life-threatening, deputies said.

Contreres told deputies a similar account to Colon’s. He said Colon came into the room and started swinging at him with the metal pipe. He jumped out of the bed and began running through the home to get away from Colon. Once outside, he jumped on his bike and went home. His sister later took him to the hospital, deputies said.

Although Contreres’ father said he wasn’t sure whether he wanted to press charges, deputies took Colon to jail anyway.

[Salgak]

“Son, we use the Barrier Method of Birth Control. **I** am the Barrier, and you have to get past me first. . . .”

(evil grin)

[P8riot]

I’m glad I don’t have daughters.

[Ricebug]

Fla., castle law???

[abigailsmybaby]

That really did make me LOL!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Ah....I don’t think “castle doctrine” would apply in this case..

[andy58-in-nh]

I’m glad I don’t have daughters.

I do, so I just copied the application.

[netmilsmom]

OMG! I love it!
Can I borrow that application?

[Centurion2000]

Colon’s daughter later told deputies she had been seeing Contreres for 18 months but did not tell her father about the relationship. Contreres had sneaked in through a bedroom window at 3 a.m. Thursday to have sex with her, the 15-year-old girl told deputies.

Statutory rape charges anyone? Just to add insult to his pipe injury.