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Funny thing happened at work today
self | 9-24-08 | normy

Posted on 09/24/2008 3:23:57 PM PDT by normy

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To: CalvaryJohn

another garage door man. a rarity


41 posted on 09/24/2008 6:14:14 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: CalvaryJohn
LOL, Liftmaster, of course made by the chamberlain group. Now you know how dumb this person was.
42 posted on 09/24/2008 6:15:23 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: Centurion2000; ViLaLuz

i didn’t get your post Centurion until I read a couple of posts down. Wow talk about being on the same wave length.


43 posted on 09/24/2008 6:18:52 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: definitelynotaliberal

I have no problem with taking a customer to the woodshed but it has to be a crooked customer, not a stupid one. Try to tell me quote was different than the one I told you, we have a problem. Just being an idiot isn’t worth it. I’ll take the cash instead.


44 posted on 09/24/2008 6:20:57 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: normy

I am reminded of the old anecdote told by some famous motivational speaker. It speaks to the notion of how elitists frequently look down upon laborers, but are nonetheless captive to them, because of their own stupidity. It went something like this:

I woke up Sunday morning to find a puddle on my kitchen floor by the sink. There was water leaking from under my sink. After calling a number of plumbers who said they could not respond on a Sunday, I finally got a guy who would come out. He said it would be $100 for him to show up and $25 for every half-hour thereafter. Desperate, I agreed.

He showed up soon enough, looked under the sink, applied a wrench to a valve nut, tightened it 3/4 of a turn, closed up his bag and said that would be $125.

Flabbergasted, I yelled at him, “you’re telling me that for you to come out here and turn a nut 3/4 of a turn, it’s gonna’ cost me $125!?”

“That’s right, sir,” he replied.

“Why, I’m a world renowned motivational speaker,” I told him, “and even I don’t get paid $125 for 15 seconds of work!”

“Well,” said the plumber, “when I was a world-renowned motivational speaker, I didn’t get paid that either. So that’s why I’m a plumber. $125, sir”


45 posted on 09/24/2008 6:25:22 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
A German engineer? We’ve had enough with German engineers

WWII was basically German engineers in Germany designing weapons to be used against weapons built in the USA that were designed by engineers of German ancestry.

46 posted on 09/24/2008 6:26:38 PM PDT by BRL
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To: DRey; normy
Yeah. Those Germans are an aggressively stupid bunch.

My German wife is a devout Christian and can't stand Obama or Hillary.

I was amazed and delighted when, a few weeks ago, she commented on how liberals respond emotionally instead of thinking.

47 posted on 09/24/2008 6:26:44 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: #1CTYankee

But did you get to “roor cause”?

Make it a six-sigma project?

Nothing is truly and totally screwed up until it’s a six sigma project.


48 posted on 09/24/2008 6:27:25 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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To: normy
it was simply two 1/2 inch nuts and bolts she had taken out of the tow arm that connects the opener to the door.

Ach!!! Gott in Himmel! No wunder she vas halfing problems! Shudda been za 13 mm!

She vas yousing za DIN tool kit, nicht wahr?

49 posted on 09/24/2008 6:31:32 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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To: DRey

Well, not all are like that. My cousin-in-law, Angie, is German and thrilled about Sarah. She was really pumped up at our family reunion on the Saturday after Sarah was announced as VP. She was going around to all the people there with the newspaper picture and telling them they had to vote for her.


50 posted on 09/24/2008 6:32:50 PM PDT by Ann de IL
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To: XEHRpa
That is very funny. I actually had A/C issues a few weeks ago. I could tell the capacitor wasn't jumping the compressor off so I took off the capacitor, took it to the local supplier and got a new one. When my A/C still wouldn't work rigth I called the A/C guy. He came out and told me I had the wrong capacitor, the supply shop must have given me one that was too small.

i told him just to charge me the normal price and fix it.

A 21 dollar capacitor cost me 110 bucks plus service call and tax. The bill came to over 200.

What things cost are generally what it's worth to ya.

51 posted on 09/24/2008 6:34:12 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

I actually had a similar thought!


52 posted on 09/24/2008 6:35:35 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: Ann de IL

“Well, not all are like that.”

Sure. As with any stereotype, it’s the loud and obnoxious that dictate the definition for the rest.


53 posted on 09/24/2008 6:35:39 PM PDT by DRey
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To: normy
Two weeks ago, I was at the home of a couple who are rabid Democrats and they were discussing how troubling it was to them that Gov. Palin didn't have a passport, had never traveled, yada, yada, yada... then they were trying to think of the name of Obama's running mate... and simply couldn't think of it!

I just maintained a poker face, kept my mouth firmly shut, and petted the cat. Nothing would make me say "Biden"! (They never did recall Plug's name.)

54 posted on 09/24/2008 6:41:14 PM PDT by 6323cd (Proud sister of Gloria, age 41, who happens to have Down's Syndrome)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Nothing is truly and totally screwed up until it’s a six sigma project.

Hearing Massachusetts and Six Sigma makes me immediately think of Raytheon (a good Democrat company, by the way).

(You're right about six sigma being able to screw up a wet dream)

55 posted on 09/24/2008 6:42:23 PM PDT by markomalley (Extra ecclesiam nulla salus)
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To: normy

> What things cost are generally what it’s worth to ya.

Egg-zackly. Which is why elitists get upset at the plumber... they fail to understand the free market.


56 posted on 09/24/2008 6:44:45 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: XEHRpa
I like to keep my 2001 GMC in good shape. If I show up in a 2008 customers will freak. If you show up in an older model they figure they're getting charged about right.

I was going to school when I realized that if I put the money I was fixin to put into college into a business I already knew, I would be far wealthier in 5 years than "investing" it in college.

My brother did the college thing and he made out pretty well too though so it is a crap shoot, unless you know exactly what you want to do for a living.

57 posted on 09/24/2008 6:53:20 PM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: ChuteTheMall

Or light a “rocket”..........


58 posted on 09/24/2008 7:06:24 PM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: rom
It doesn’t dawn on them that the reason we have so much influence in the world is exactly because our system is not like the European one.

It never does.............

59 posted on 09/24/2008 7:08:57 PM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: rlmorel
"But...always better to find out now than when the customer gets it..."

In this case it's electricity for a major city and it's new "Freedom Towers".

Better now than latter.

That said, the power plants that will be provided will work, meet expectations and make the customer happy.

Isn't that all that they could ask?

FReegards, Yankee.

60 posted on 09/24/2008 7:14:08 PM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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