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Impaled man ‘out drinking, not stealing’
Daily Dispatch ^
| 9/25/08
| Mikey_1962
Posted on 09/25/2008 1:27:23 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
See photo at link
To: Mikey_1962
The thought of that, is not pleasant.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:30:31 PM PDT
by
machogirl
To: Mikey_1962
So he can say with authority that drinking is a pain in the “ARSE”.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:31:37 PM PDT
by
machogirl
To: machogirl
What a hangover he’s going to have. He’ll need two Ice packs.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:31:51 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:32:53 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
To: massgopguy
I hope that he’s on a liquid diet for a while.
Liquid not meaning beer.
This would have to go down as one of the top ten reasons not to get drunk.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:34:31 PM PDT
by
machogirl
To: Mikey_1962
Oh man...i got to the part in the first section about his rectum being impaled and couldn’t read any further. Very, very unpleasant!!
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:34:48 PM PDT
by
pgkdan
To: Mikey_1962
All I can say is, “OUCH!”
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:35:42 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:36:16 PM PDT
by
frithguild
(Can I drill your head now?)
To: Mikey_1962
I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side, he said.Let's see, he could feel no pain because he was drunk, yet he can remember clearly what he was thinking at the time he had his accident. Something doesn't add up. I think the guy has more than a fence post up his butt.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:38:40 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign state.)
To: Mikey_1962
Well, "I was drunk" sure beats "I was taking a shower with it and slipped."
And yes, I have an alibi.
To: pgkdan
It's worse than you could imagine
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:39:40 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
To: frithguild
That looks like one of the pictures I saw of the Fulsom street fair that was linked from michelle malkin’s site.
To: Mikey_1962
Wonder if it scared him sober.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:57:25 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: Mikey_1962
Impaled in his rectum?? And he felt no pain?? If he was so drunk he didn’t feel that, he can’t say for sure what he was or wasn’t attempting to do.
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:57:46 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(McCain/Palin 08)
To: machogirl
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posted on
09/25/2008 1:58:23 PM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action Candidate)
To: Mikey_1962
The first sentence alone is a classic.
(maybe a new tagline anyone?)
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:01:38 PM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
To: Mikey_1962
I guess no one was wondering what was up his a$$........
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:02:29 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Liberalism: Where fun goes to die)
To: Mikey_1962; Joe 6-pack; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; RepoGirl; lesser_satan
To: Larry Lucido
Oh, and your comment has already been used today. Great minds remember the same punchlines to really old jokes.
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:09:31 PM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action Candidate)
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