Posted on 09/25/2008 1:27:23 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
THE suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.
He denied trying to break into the museum, but claimed he had been in the museum grounds to sleep off a drinking session.
Speaking from the Cambridge West home he shares with his parents and siblings, Siyanda Pasiwe, 32, said he had been drinking somewhere in town that evening.
But because it was late and he was drunk, he decided to go into the museum grounds to sleep it off before walking home.
“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side,” he said.
When he fell on the fence he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it .
“I thought that the electric fence had a mechanism to keep me glued to it,” Pasiwe said.
He says he had screamed for someone to come and rescue him and not because he was in pain .
Pasiwe was impaled by a 30cm metal spike at the museum’s security fence almost a month ago, after what police suspect was an attempt to break into the museum.
The police said he probably panicked after an alarm went off, after he allegedly broke a glass door.
His screams were heard by a tow truck driver who called the police and fire department.
Fire and rescue workers used an angle grinder to cut the steel spike off the fence.
(Excerpt) Read more at dispatch.co.za ...
See photo at link
The thought of that, is not pleasant.
So he can say with authority that drinking is a pain in the “ARSE”.
What a hangover he’s going to have. He’ll need two Ice packs.
I hope that he’s on a liquid diet for a while.
Liquid not meaning beer.
This would have to go down as one of the top ten reasons not to get drunk.
Oh man...i got to the part in the first section about his rectum being impaled and couldn’t read any further. Very, very unpleasant!!
All I can say is, “OUCH!”
Let's see, he could feel no pain because he was drunk, yet he can remember clearly what he was thinking at the time he had his accident. Something doesn't add up. I think the guy has more than a fence post up his butt.
And yes, I have an alibi.
That looks like one of the pictures I saw of the Fulsom street fair that was linked from michelle malkin’s site.
Wonder if it scared him sober.
Impaled in his rectum?? And he felt no pain?? If he was so drunk he didn’t feel that, he can’t say for sure what he was or wasn’t attempting to do.
Very O-fence-ive
The first sentence alone is a classic.
(maybe a new tagline anyone?)
I guess no one was wondering what was up his a$$........
What’s with all the butt news today?
Oh, and your comment has already been used today.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2090368/posts?page=9#9
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