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Impaled man ‘out drinking, not stealing’
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| 9/25/08
| Mikey_1962
Posted on 09/25/2008 1:27:23 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"I'm Vlad Tepes, and I approved this message."
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:10:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Mikey_1962
A new treat at the State Fair, Siyanda on a stick.
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:21:00 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Newspapers, the 8 track tape of the information age.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:28:23 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(McCain/Palin 08)
To: Mikey_1962
Sorry, wonder if he got to keep “the spike” as a keepsake?
To: frithguild
Holy crap (and I mean that literally), did he bend a steel rod up there? Ouch and ouch!
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:29:03 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(McCain/Palin 08)
To: Mikey_1962; mikrofon; martin_fierro
he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it . That's drunk.
To: Mikey_1962
Pasiwe was impaled by a 30cm metal spike at the museum’s security fence almost a month . . . WOW!
. . . ago. . . .
Oops! Guess I should keep reading.
To: frithguild
To: Mikey_1962
Two feet off the ground and one foot up his arse.
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:43:41 PM PDT
by
jwalsh07
(MSM Lied, Journalism Died. RIP 2008)
To: autumnraine
Glad someone got the joke.
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:46:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Mikey_1962
“thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.”
Drunk, or maybe gay.
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posted on
09/25/2008 2:55:38 PM PDT
by
yazoo
To: Charles Henrickson
“may the force be with you”
To: Mikey_1962
I wish I hadn’t. OUCH!
He must have been some kind of drunk not to feel that.
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posted on
09/25/2008 3:04:12 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: yazoo
I was kind of afraid to suggest that maybe his orifice had already been widened by something else. (my bad)
To: Mikey_1962
“THE suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.”
No sense in getting THAT drunk!
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posted on
09/25/2008 3:09:13 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: metmom
maybe we should all find out what he was drinking, so when april 15th comes along and we all have to bend over, it won’t be so painful. /s
To: Mikey_1962
Someone may have told him to “steel himself” for the burglary, and maybe he’s just not quite up to speed on metaphors— the literal type to a fault, you know. Good for him he wasn’t advised to “break a leg” or things could have gotten real ugly real quick.
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posted on
09/25/2008 3:15:06 PM PDT
by
Dysart
To: Mikey_1962
Even with the news of a $7000 billion bailout today, this was the most painful thing I have read.
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posted on
09/25/2008 3:19:02 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(Pacifism and Socialism: Death and Taxes, just lots more of it.)
To: Clay Moore
On a steeeek.
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posted on
09/25/2008 3:25:35 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(Pacifism and Socialism: Death and Taxes, just lots more of it.)
To: Mikey_1962
See photo at link Do I really want to??
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posted on
09/25/2008 3:25:53 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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