****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[lilylangtree]

I don’t have any trick’r treaters so I don’t buy any candy or decorate anywhere. However, see the attached site below and decorate your own pumpkin cyberstyle.

http://www.alighthouse.com/pumpkinpatch.htm

[Bean Counter]

[Arrowhead1952]

Seeing this reminds me of a joke.

A wife and hubby were handing out candy and cookies at the door on Halloween. After several kids had been by, there was a cute little girl in an angel outfit at the door.

As the hubsand opened the door, the little girl said "Twik or tweet?" The husband called the wife and said "Look at the little angel honey". Say it again kiddo.

So the little girl again said "Twik or tweet?"

The husband said, "Honey, get her something special, not that stuff we been giving the other kids".

So the wife came back to the door with a big red apple. "Open your bag you little angel".

So the wife dropped the apple into the bag. The little girl looked into the bag and said "Big deal - the apple. You broke my f****** cookies".

[Arrowhead1952]

To make it real easy, copy and past my tagline without the ( & ) into the reply. From #21 above.

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[CSM]

AWESOME!

[Travis T. OJustice]

IMMIGRANT STYLE

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. ‘Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?’ he asks.

‘$100,’ she replies.

In broken English he says ‘Do you do Immigrant Style?’

‘No’ she says.

‘I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.’

‘No’, she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

‘I pay you $300.’

‘No’, she says.

‘I pay you $400.’

‘No’, she says.

So finally he says, ‘OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.’

She thinks, ‘Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?’’.

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, ‘Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is ‘Immigrant Style’?’

The illegal immigrant replies ‘You send bill to Government.’

[CSM]

Thanks. Here's my try:

[CSM]

Shees, I stink at this.....

[Arrowhead1952]

Here is what it should look like. Right click on the picture [hosted on the internet] and click on the properties for the picture. The location for this picture is

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv10162008a.jpg

Add the <img src=

in front of the url.

Then just add the > at the end to look like this.

<img src=http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv10162008a.jpg>

[B-Chan]

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[B-Chan]

LONGCAT
IS
LONG

[B-Chan]

LOL

[TexasCajun]

Now that’s funny!!

[Lady Jag]

[dragonblustar]

LMAO!!!! I needed that Looterman laugh! Thank you!