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Woman Caught Stealing Duck From Sacramento Park
CBS5 ^ | Oct 24, 2008

Posted on 10/24/2008 12:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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Duck Soup



61 posted on 10/24/2008 10:00:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I am Barack Obama, and I endorse this bomb." --Roger Simon)
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Thanks, S&A.

Written in my best Suth-ren accent: Pinging y’all to a funny thread.


62 posted on 10/24/2008 10:05:55 PM PDT by LucyT
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Always a pleasure.


63 posted on 10/24/2008 10:08:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I am Barack Obama, and I endorse this bomb." --Roger Simon)
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To: nickcarraway
Lord, pluck a duck!

Because I won't ever again.

Skin one, maybe; pluck it, NEVER!

Used to raise & eat muscovies.


64 posted on 10/24/2008 10:20:54 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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What, there were no parks nearby?


65 posted on 10/24/2008 10:26:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Sure there were, but you wouldn’t want to eat anything ...especially the fish that people caught... that was swimming in that slimy, muddy water, and eating the stale bread & popcorn, and who knows what else.

I think there was even a prohibition against it in The Lost Chapters of Leviticus.

But you can’t beat fresh duck eggs for baking cakes.


66 posted on 10/24/2008 10:33:38 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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The Parks don’t own the Ducks do they? I guess people don’t hunt and eat ducks anymore? Is it illegal to grab a willing duck and eat it?

If our society crumbles, I hope to use such duck catching skills to feed me and my kin, cause there won’t be a McDonald’s anymore.


67 posted on 10/24/2008 10:36:30 PM PDT by PureSolace (Trust in God)
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If the duckie was smart, he coulda gots away ....


68 posted on 10/25/2008 7:05:33 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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No need to worry, I am safe...


69 posted on 10/25/2008 10:23:13 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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If someone can get a wild duck in a park to willingly come go with them and get in your trunk, maybe they should be able to keep the duck. No kiddin. That bird was complicit in his ducknapping. If Ms. Chan goes up on charges alone, I cry fowl!
70 posted on 10/25/2008 5:22:02 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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Quack soup.


71 posted on 04/15/2011 4:45:46 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Allowing Islam into America is akin to injecting yourself with AIDS to prove how tolerant you are .)
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