Posted on 11/21/2008 4:54:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
WoooHOoo, it is finally friday! I missed last week and I need silliness bad this week. Thanks for keeping it going.
Agreed, getting cold and wet lowers your resistance to that cold virus that your body might otherwise have fought off. Stay warm and dry in cold wet weather. Mamma said!
*smiles*..get your screen cleaner ready
Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers
a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a
Piece of ass for Thanksgiving
yes, but remember, when its 78 here, its probably 110 there.
i can always put on another layer if i’m cold, i can’t take anymore off once i’m nekeid and still sweltering. :)
That’s why we have central air ... so we don’t have to look at you nekkid and sweltering. ;-)
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To: roadkillcafe; Fiddlstix; PhilDragoo; Liz; onyx; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; Grampa Dave; Lady Jag; ...So, then ! ... What's MORE fun?!?!Sarah Palin ...
Or ...
Para Sailin' ?????
:^D
55 posted on Friday, November 21, 2008 9:51:39 AM by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
I feel your pain. It was cold here, too. In fact our mercury dipped down to 54 last night.
ONE QUESTION QUIZ
If Barack picks Hillary as Secretary of State, how many people will have to have “fatal accidents” for her to become President?
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This is a list of the current presidential line of succession, as specified by the Presidential Succession Act of 1947 (3 U.S.C. § 19) and subsequent amendments to include newly created cabinet officers.
# Office Current Officer
1 Vice President and President of the Senate Richard Cheney
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Robert Byrd
4 Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
Fact:Now just where did I leave my glasses???
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A CUBS BASEBALL GAME..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY’D GET ANN OYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH ... THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE..”
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA .. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE..”
THE THIRD GUY SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO .. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..”
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
“WHY DON’T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN’T ANY NUNS THERE!”
Fail Safe Turkey Recipe and cooking instructions
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing — imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey’s butt blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it’s done
Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the face. Stunned, the driver asks, ‘’Why did you do that??’’
The trooper responds, ‘’You’re in Texas now son, you have that license out and ready around here!’’
‘’I apologize sir, I’m not from around here.’’
The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger across the face.
‘’What was that for?’’ asked the passenger.
‘’I know your kind,’’ says the trooper, ‘’About two miles down the road you would have looked at your buddy and said ‘I wish that son of a b**ch would have tried that crap with me!’’’
“Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers
a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a
Piece of ass for Thanksgiving”
I believe that is exactly what we got this year, if ya know what ah mean.
Cause I’m the guy he asked.
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