[Lucky9teen]

Do you approve of the job the new administration is doing?

Yes - they are trying
Sometimes
Nah...don't really care
HELL NO!!!
Undecided

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[erkyl]

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CHILD'S HOMEWORK

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith

[lilylangtree]

Mysterious Ways of the Lord

I never thought I would enjoy watching the news about an airplane crash. But the Lord works in mysterious ways.

First: No one died!

Second: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be walking on water!

Third: It removed Obama from the headlines for 24 hours!

Fourth: No one in the government could take credit for the miracle

... And ....

Fifth: It wasn’t George Bush’s fault! WOW!

[cartan]

[IYellAtMyTV]

You Are 100% Capitalist, 0% Socialist

You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
You believe that business makes the world great...
And you'd never be ashamed of being rich!

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?