(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith
Mysterious Ways of the Lord
I never thought I would enjoy watching the news about an airplane crash. But the Lord works in mysterious ways.
First: No one died!
Second: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be walking on water!
Third: It removed Obama from the headlines for 24 hours!
Fourth: No one in the government could take credit for the miracle
... And ....
Fifth: It wasn’t George Bush’s fault! WOW!
You Are 100% Capitalist, 0% Socialist |
You believe that business makes the world great... And you'd never be ashamed of being rich! |