The Lord Obama is My Sheperd

Me | 3/16/2009 | Orbiting_Rosie's_Head

[Orbiting_Rosie's_Head]

The Lord Obama is my Shepherd; I shall want.
He maketh me to drive in green hybrids
He leadeth me beside still undrilled waters.
He restoreth my credit:
He leadeth me in the paths of fixed interest rates for His name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of foreclosure,
I will fear no eviction: For thy bailouts art with me;
Axelrod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies, the Republicans;
Thou annointest my head with oil taxes; My grant runneth over.

Surely government health care shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House I Can't Afford forever.

[Orbiting_Rosie's_Head]

Suggested invocation for upcoming tea parties (with apologies to our Christian and Jewish friends)

[markomalley]

Suggested invocation for upcoming tea parties (with apologies to our Christian and Jewish friends)

OK. I thought this from a BO worshiper.

[Orbiting_Rosie's_Head]

Dang. The title should read “Shepherd”

[SkyDancer]

[billorites]

You sound like a Presbyterian.

Episcopalians say the psalm differently.

I'm still trying to get used to that "debt and debtors' thingy.

[OneWingedShark]

LOL - That’s funny.

[Recovering_Democrat]

[Larightgirl]

thanks for the laugh! And isn’t it odd how typo’s prefer the “title” spot? :-)

[BattleHymn]

This is funny stuff. Thanks, I just texted it to everyone on my phone list.

[libertarian27]

Heathen!!!/sarc...lol

[grey_whiskers]

You might like this.

Cheers!