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Driver: 'I Have Lost my Nose'
nwf Daily News ^ | March 11, 2009 | Wendy Victora

Posted on 03/17/2009 3:14:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A woman involved in a three-car motor vehicle accident March 3 was suspected of driving under the influence after she told the officer that she wasn't sure how her car got damaged.

"I think I might have hit something," said the 55-year-old woman.

At one point, she gazed off into the street for about 10 minutes before finding the documents the officer had requested, according to the Crestview Police Department incident report.

When asked if she had any physical or mental disablities that might have contributed to the crash, she said she did not. Then she listed four medications she was taking, including Lithium and Lortab.

The officer told her she was under suspicion for drunk driving. She responded, "You might as well shoot me with your gun," according to the report.

After struggling through the Walk and Turn exercise, she started the Finger to Nose exercise.

"I have lost my nose," she told the officer and was only able to locate it after he gave her more detailed instructions.

She provided a breath sample, but was not found to have alcohol in her system. The officer suspected that some of the four medications she took may have contributed to her behavior. She provided a urine sample.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: donutwatch; dui; guiltyuntilproven; revenuetickets

1 posted on 03/17/2009 3:14:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise
Oh, no, not another thread about Jacko!


2 posted on 03/17/2009 3:17:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: nickcarraway

I thought it was a Michael Jackson story.


3 posted on 03/17/2009 3:18:26 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: Revolting cat!

Beat me by one minute.

I am way too slow for this forum.


4 posted on 03/17/2009 3:19:16 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: Revolting cat!

I look at that pic and what comes to mind is Mickey Mouse. Why?


5 posted on 03/17/2009 3:21:12 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: nickcarraway

For a minute there, when I read she had “lost her nose”... I thought, “Oh, that poor woman, lost her nose in the accident...”

But, no! LOL... she just couldn’t find the nose on her face... :-)


6 posted on 03/17/2009 3:23:40 PM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: nickcarraway; trussell
"I have lost my nose," she told the officer and was only able to locate it after he gave her more detailed instructions.

Dang it!

It doesn't elaborate and divulge where she found it!

I HATE mystery novels.

7 posted on 03/17/2009 3:24:13 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: DJ MacWoW

LSD-25?


8 posted on 03/17/2009 3:24:13 PM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: wxgesr

I don’t know what that is. But he looks like Mickey Mouse in that pic. Maybe it’s the elongated nose and recessive chin/mouth.


9 posted on 03/17/2009 3:27:08 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: Revolting cat!

If I was a kid and my last name was Jackson and he arrived to tuck me in at night............I would be scared.


10 posted on 03/17/2009 3:40:52 PM PDT by bubbacluck
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To: nickcarraway

11 posted on 03/17/2009 3:40:53 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Maybe she should pick a new nose. But don’t let anyone else pick it, because everyone should pick their own nose.


12 posted on 03/17/2009 4:04:07 PM PDT by irishtenor (What if Pro Wrestling is real and all the rest of life is fake?)
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13 posted on 03/17/2009 4:10:12 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

We have picked a winner, but we are not amused.


14 posted on 03/17/2009 4:57:21 PM PDT by irishtenor (What if Pro Wrestling is real and all the rest of life is fake?)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Sorry, I keep forgetting that not everyone grew up in the 60s chewing acid.


15 posted on 03/17/2009 6:29:15 PM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: wxgesr
I was a teen in the 60's but have no experience with acid and stuff.

And his face still looks like Mickey Mouse in that pic. :-)

16 posted on 03/17/2009 7:11:42 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: nickcarraway

Obama Voter for sure.


17 posted on 03/17/2009 7:30:58 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (Democrats are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.)
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To: martin_fierro

http://poetry.rotten.com/fingerhead/


18 posted on 03/17/2009 8:07:31 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: nickcarraway
The officer told her she was under suspicion for drunk driving...She provided a breath sample, but was not found to have alcohol in her system. The officer suspected that some of the four medications she took may have contributed to her behavior.

So which is it? Drunk driving? Doped driving? How much of a fishing trip does the officer get to go on? Test the officer for steroids and caffine abuse. Why not?

19 posted on 03/18/2009 8:55:45 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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