Skip to comments.You Might Be An Obamunist
Posted on 03/26/2009 7:21:39 AM PDT by mnehring
Do you suffer from a bad case of Obamunism? Take our simple test to find out.
You might be an Obamunist if:
If you find yourself exhibiting some of these symptoms, you may be an Obamunist. Do not be alarmed, but Obamunism is a dangerous phenomenon not to be taken lightly. Symptoms are generally expensive, with taxes and costs rising in the infestation phase. During gestation an inflammation of the rhetoric may be accompanied by acute fear of capitalism. When full manifestation occurs, Obamunist agents will become agitated and highly mobile. Any irritant will be sought out and neutralized immediately. Tingling in the extremities can be expected to continue unabated even after government control is fully established.
Sadly, treatment for Obamunism is limited. The illness will generally have to run its course, with the typical length of action being four years, though there are examples lasting much longer. Administration of regular doses of truth may in some cases be useful in mitigating symptoms, but the patient may actively resist such measures. Things may simply have to get much worse before they get better.
Two women “Relationship” counselors were on the Today show(this morning) quoting Obama’s personal Love philosophy and talking about the Obama’s touch and feely public displays of affection.I guess when Michele picks him up in her sinewy arms and hugs him close.
I said to a the secretary in the waiting room I was in we were surrounded by Cult members and that Mao used to spout his Love philosophy too.
I have taken to calling him “Dear Leader” around my lib friends just to either irk them or see if they’ll pick it up, missing the irony.
It is like Jim Jones and the Kool-aid! They will retort, name something you don't like about Bush, then you can unload on the spending and all his liberal policies. After you are done, name a couple of bad things about Obama - the um, ahs, the teleprompter, the civilian military force, the Chirac /president thing, the special Olympics joke, and then ask them if they have a problem with any of that. Get them to confess at least one thing they don't like about Obama! It is a start to their healing and breaking away from the hypnosis!
“I have taken to calling him Dear Leader around my lib friends”
...I have several names like, “BO”, “President Pissant”, “The Punk”, “TOTUS”(courtesy of Rush) and “His Hineyness”.
Funny, but true. I just sent the link on to a few people I thought would see the humor and a couple who wouldn’t. I feel like irritating someone today.
I’d like to add a few
You might be an Obamunist if:
1) Your ONLY reason for voting for Obama was a shrill and irrational hatred toward GW Bush
2) You fell hook,line and sinker for the Hope and Change Propaganda
3) An inexperienced US senator is fully able to handle the duties of the Presidency while an inexperienced Gov is not AT ALL able to handle the duties of a Vice President.
4) SNL and Tina Fey are reliable and honest news sources
5) Economic Outcomes should be equal regardless of talent, work ethic or risk.
6) Your vote was solely based on the color of the candidate
7) You believe the government should be out of our bodies and bedrooms but should be heavily involved in others wallets.
8) There are 57 states and in 1929 FDR got on the TV to calm the nation after the Wall Street Crash
9) Diversity and Multiculturalism are better than a melting pot
10) Speech is free until you disagree with the message and then it becomes hate speech.
11) America invented the automobile.