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Ben & Jerry's Announces New Obama Flavor
Posted on 04/02/2009 4:24:31 PM PDT by E Rocc
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road".
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and often denied as an ingredient.
The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $1,000.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you feeling stimulated yet ?
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: asklarrysinclair; bho44
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:24:31 PM PDT
by
E Rocc
To: E Rocc
To: E Rocc
I’m getting an ice cream headache
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:29:39 PM PDT
by
gattaca
(Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
To: E Rocc
Yes I am. I was second in line.
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:30:25 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: E Rocc
The cost is $1,000.00 per scoop. You know that $1,000 scoop of ice cream is going to be pretty good deal after we start printing billion dollar notes like Zimbabwe
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:33:10 PM PDT
by
Popman
(One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress - John Adams)
To: E Rocc
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. And it's on sale for buy one and get one free for 3 trillion dollars.
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:33:18 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, Question everyone else)
To: E Rocc
BullS**T flavored ice cream?...........
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:33:48 PM PDT
by
Nekman
(Impeach Obama/Biden/Pelosi/Reid/Frank/Dodd......oh,heck....lets just have a coup!)
To: E Rocc
Good one.
I’ll bet it tastes like fried chicken.
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:34:04 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail..... Obama=Failure in Chief with the Audacity of Dope.....)
To: chapin2500
No, Vanilla and Chocolate Swirl.
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:37:04 PM PDT
by
I Hate Obama
(Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made- Otto Von Bismarck)
To: E Rocc
with a scoop in the shape of a teleprompter
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:43:46 PM PDT
by
sappy
To: E Rocc
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:46:39 PM PDT
by
PubliusMM
(RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2013: Change we can look forward to.)
To: E Rocc
How about Kenya Nut Fudge?
12
posted on
04/02/2009 4:50:40 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: E Rocc
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:52:29 PM PDT
by
CitizenM
("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
To: E Rocc
Hollow milk chocolate is all you need.
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posted on
04/02/2009 4:52:37 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: E Rocc
It’s served in a waffle cone.
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posted on
04/02/2009 5:02:17 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(RINO=RAT!)
To: E Rocc
“Barocky Road”. Trickle down your leg theory I guess.
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posted on
04/02/2009 5:04:41 PM PDT
by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: E Rocc
Tastes like printed money.
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posted on
04/02/2009 5:05:31 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
(Impeach and Deport)
To: E Rocc
$10,000 for an empty tub of ice cream.
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posted on
04/02/2009 5:07:26 PM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: E Rocc
They don’t need a new flavor. Rocky Road was created during the FDR depression, and seeing as how we have another committed collectivist with an equally twisted congress ready to rubber stamp his madness it’s already the ideal flavor for the times.
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posted on
04/02/2009 5:10:47 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(It's Pres_ent Obama until we see some id!)
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