Kazakhstan: Government to build UFO base and alien embassy

allnewsweb ^ | 09 April 2009 | Michael Cohen

[JoeProBono]

The Republic of Kazakhstan in Central Asia is in the process of building the world’s first alien embassy according to some local media reports. If these reports are to be believed, the authorities have already allocated a large plot of land in the city of Almaty for this ambitious project. Facilities to be built within the complex will include a guesthouse, theatre and translation service. A purpose built UFO landing pad and checkpoint will be attached to the embassy.

[JoeProBono]

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Kazakhstan’s government believes open contact with aliens is imminent and by being the first nation to specifically create such facilities they are convinced they will reap enormous financial and economic rewards. The Kazakhstan Government also see this as a chance to demonstrate their nations forward thinking policies.

Currently it is generally accepted that aliens are making use of an underwater UFO base in the Caspian Sea which Kazakhstan borders. Fuad Gasimov, the head of neighbouring Azerbaijan’s national Aerospace Agency has confirmed this to be the case and has gone on record stating the old USSR constantly monitored alien spaceships regularly entering the water but kept this a military secret. Gasimov himself was involved in this secret monitoring of UFOs when a department heat at the USSR’s science academy.

In addition to this, numerous UFO sightings occur in Kazakhstan where it is believed aliens take an interest in their massive natural resources. As recently as last year a UFO was reported as having crashed into a river in Kazakhstan....

[AU72]

Borat had Kazakhstan pegged.

[fzx12345]

Very nice!

[wastedyears]

[wastedyears]

You got it 29 seconds faster than me. :p

[shadeaud]

Sorry, but this would be numero two-oh. Outside of Albuquerque N.M. is the UFO highway.

[GSP.FAN]

You are now entering the twilight zone..

[Bringbackthedraft]

Michael Cohen??? Any relationship to Sasha? Hmmmmmm, they must have run out of Potassium?

[JoeProBono]

[cripplecreek]

[Star Traveler]

Well..., for whatever it’s worth...

[dfwgator]

Great Success!

[Happy Rain]

Well,this is just great.

For over a half century the major powers have been suppressing empirical evidence of the existence of interstellar alien visitors in order not to allow their people to become aware of higher authorities than their own governments and now some two-bit nation with access to the same intelligence our own country already discovered in 1947 has decided to act on it.

So Kazakhstan is to be the Earth Federation HQ. MIBs the world over are pissing in their franistanick intiplinirary harpootlian finselneemicks.

[Paladin2]

Cargo Cult?

[Quix]

INteresting.

thx.

[Quix]

Thanks.

[Paladin2]

Tasty?

[machogirl]

the Arizona Cardinals stadium looks almost like that. the stadium could serve as Arizona’s ET port during the off-season.

[JoeProBono]

It'll work

[Happy Rain]

To modern civilisations,the advancements of interstellar visitors would make even hard-core techno-geeks “cargo cultists.”

I have a wicker flying saucer in my front yard just in case they return.