Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway

Haaretz ^ | 25 April 2009 | Yuval Goren

[Candor7]

Police arrested a 28-year-old Petah Tikvah man for drunk driving late Friday night after he was caught driving erratically on the highway while having sexual intercourse with a female passenger.

[Candor7]

Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn't work!

[Mr. K]

I once drove up toi a red light just in time to see a 3 car pile up.

The last care hit the first two- and everyone inside was buck naked (4 people)

Friends don’t let friends drive while wanking

[Candor7]

Darwin award candidate.

[PatHimself]

“The driver told police he was driving wildly”

[Kimmers]

The least they could do is pull over to the side of the road like I .......er never mind

[VanDeKoik]

“Darwin award candidate.”

But he gets an honorary salute from men the world over.

[Texas Eagle]

Gee, I hope they were practicing safe sex.

[SIDENET]

Sounds like he was having a pretty good night, right up to the point where he got arrested.

[Man50D]

It’s a good thing he wasn’t trying to read a map while driving.

[Candor7]

Well we need to make cars safer for liberals, you know smaller, fewer emissions inside and outside the car, more thorough body restraints linked to the ability to run the car etc.( sarc.) LOL.

Suugested car Voice message: "Pull over to get intimate.This unit will shut down in 30 seconds."

[JohnBrowdie]

the driver had a blood-alcohol count three times the legal limit

either the legal limit in israel is really low, or this guy is an android.

[Candor7]

Yes, he does deserve a salute for being able to drive at all, deal with a passionate lady,and keep wood in the process. Since he survived , he will have a tall tale to tell grandchildren, if he lives long enough. LOL.

[dfwgator]

Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway,

Now that's what I call multi-tasking.

[Candor7]

Multitasking while schnookered, four sheets to the wind. I pity any nation that invades Israel.

[doc1019]

Multitasking? ;-)

[mikrofon]

Police stopped the car after observing the driver veering from lane to lane erratically

That would be expected when you have your Petah Tikvah'd while driving...

[nufsed]

Amateur!

A seasoned vet knows how to keep the car in his lane while receiving services.

We once got three blasts from an 18 wheeler which slowed down to let us pass after passing us on the right.

[garyhope]

“Here, hold my Manischewitz, and watch this”

[nufsed]

I guess I'll tell my story until the thread is deleted.

A lady I had the pleasure of dating for about 4 years could easilly achieve certain heights mano a mano while riding in the passenger seat. She would wear certain items of clothing or take off a particular item to facilitate the experience.

She had one idiocencratic behavior. She would reach the apex only by being enitrely without benefit of clothing.

A truck drivers fantasy. One night on State St., in Santa Barbara, she actually had both feet through the sun roof. I gave her a 10 on that one.

[foobarred]

I hope he didn’t pop a clutch.

[Billthedrill]

After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

BtD's Tip Of The Day - when pulled over by a policeman it is considered polite to temporarily cease passionate coital activity at least long enough to offer the Officer one's license, registration, and proof of insurance. I'm only speaking from theory here, never having been caught having sex in a car. In Israel.

[grey_whiskers]

How did you ever let her go? /sarc>

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Santa Barbara...figures she was Californian.

Cheers!

[Candor7]

Yes, and we both hope his rubber didn't meet the road!

Buahahahahahaha!

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

OK,,,As long as ya’ keep the shiny side up and the

Rubber side down...;0)

[Raycpa]

They called it Petah Tikvah (”Gateway of Hope”) after the divine promise uttered by the prophet Hosea (2:17):

“And I will give her... the valley of Achor for a gateway of hope.”

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:1VK94eFyUUwJ:www.jafi.org.il/education/100/PLACES/pt.html+Petah+Tikvah&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

[Candor7]

I bet there are a lot of Israeli Maidens who hold Manishewitz rather well,manually and gastrically.

Never let an Israeli maiden shift gears for you if you have a stick shift.They just get too, too excited.

LOL.

[Hang'emAll]

Been there.

Done that.

[Candor7]

Wow, the cherubim were with this guy. Lucky for him!

[nufsed]

As am/was I.

[Larry Lucido]

The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

I always use supplemental restraint.

[nufsed]

I was transferred by my employer and couldn’t keep it up, so to speak. She is the most sensuous person I have every known. Oh well! Thanx for the mammories!

[Rocky]

At least he wasn’t talking on his cell phone.

[QQQQ]

Seat belts was on...:-)))

[Malichi]

Been there...done that...driving home from Ole Miss in my girlfriend’s BMW. Now she’s married to a famous chef. Won’t mention any names, though.

TAW

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I could make a Gomer and Hosea joke here but I won’t.

[Larry Lucido]

Um, does she need a ride anywhere? :-)

[nufsed]

In addition, she now has 5 houses and I only have four. So she’s still aheda of me. Heavy sigh!

[katiekins1]

Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn’t work!
Highway head is safer. : )

[Candor7]

Well he may not have been talking on his cell phone, but he had a “stethoscope” in each ear, listening to the heartbeat.

LOL.

[KLT]

He did not have sexual relations with Miss Lewinsky..Oh sorry wrong sexual deviant.

Was sitting here wondering how they did that? They both must be really skinny...

Sorry just couldn't resist.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

LOL!!!

[Candor7]

http://www.car-sex-positions.com/while-driving.html

[nufsed]

In the face to face it is safer if the woman is not wearing a "big" hair style and if she brushes it to one side.

This thread is giving me flashbacks, at least.

[LiberConservative]

“Those safety belts! Those Gdamn safety belts!”

[KLT]

Gee Candor, thanks for the guide, I think I’ll pin this up on the sunvisor...comes in as a handy reference guide...

[eclecticEel]

they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger

They kept going even after being pulled over?

"Just write up the ticket, officer, I'll be done in 30 seconds."

[meyer]

After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger.

I believe that the penalty should be stiff.

[Candor7]

Now thats hope and change!

[RichInOC]

Well, he’s going to lose his license for a while, but at least he went out with a bang.