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Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway
Haaretz ^
| 25 April 2009
| Yuval Goren
Posted on 04/25/2009 4:16:38 PM PDT by Candor7
Edited on 04/26/2009 1:44:14 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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Police arrested a 28-year-old Petah Tikvah man for drunk driving late Friday night after he was caught driving erratically on the highway while having sexual intercourse with a female passenger.
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TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drinking; driving; israel; sex
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Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn't work!
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:16:38 PM PDT
by
Candor7
To: Candor7
I once drove up toi a red light just in time to see a 3 car pile up.
The last care hit the first two- and everyone inside was buck naked (4 people)
Friends don’t let friends drive while wanking
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:18:29 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
To: Fred Nerks; forkinsocket
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:18:55 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
Comment #4 Removed by Moderator
To: Candor7
The least they could do is pull over to the side of the road like I .......er never mind
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:20:52 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: Candor7
“Darwin award candidate.”
But he gets an honorary salute from men the world over.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:20:59 PM PDT
by
VanDeKoik
(Enemy of the state since 1978!)
To: Candor7
Gee, I hope they were practicing safe sex.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:21:10 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
To: Candor7
Sounds like he was having a pretty good night, right up to the point where he got arrested.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:22:20 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: Candor7
It’s a good thing he wasn’t trying to read a map while driving.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:23:07 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
To: Mr. K
Well we need to make cars safer for liberals, you know smaller, fewer emissions inside and outside the car, more thorough body restraints linked to the ability to run the car etc.( sarc.) LOL.
Suugested car Voice message: "Pull over to get intimate.This unit will shut down in 30 seconds."
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:23:11 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
the driver had a blood-alcohol count three times the legal limit either the legal limit in israel is really low, or this guy is an android.
To: VanDeKoik
Yes, he does deserve a salute for being able to drive at all, deal with a passionate lady,and keep wood in the process. Since he survived , he will have a tall tale to tell grandchildren, if he lives long enough. LOL.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:26:33 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway, Now that's what I call multi-tasking.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:28:04 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: dfwgator; maggief; Las Vegas Ron; Beckwith; cripplecreek; EternalVigilance; BP2; imahawk; ...
Multitasking while schnookered, four sheets to the wind. I pity any nation that invades Israel.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:32:02 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:32:38 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Obama, the king of Kowtow)
To: Candor7
Police stopped the car after observing the driver veering from lane to lane erratically That would be expected when you have your Petah Tikvah'd while driving...
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:34:16 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Hava Noogie-la)
To: Candor7
Amateur!
A seasoned vet knows how to keep the car in his lane while receiving services.
We once got three blasts from an 18 wheeler which slowed down to let us pass after passing us on the right.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:36:08 PM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: Candor7
“Here, hold my Manischewitz, and watch this”
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:37:40 PM PDT
by
garyhope
(It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
To: Mr. K
I guess I'll tell my story until the thread is deleted.
A lady I had the pleasure of dating for about 4 years could easilly achieve certain heights mano a mano while riding in the passenger seat. She would wear certain items of clothing or take off a particular item to facilitate the experience.
She had one idiocencratic behavior. She would reach the apex only by being enitrely without benefit of clothing.
A truck drivers fantasy. One night on State St., in Santa Barbara, she actually had both feet through the sun roof. I gave her a 10 on that one.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:41:26 PM PDT
by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: Candor7
I hope he didn’t pop a clutch.
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posted on
04/25/2009 4:43:31 PM PDT
by
foobarred
(Disclaimer: I have a right to be stupid and wrong. Please don't legislate that right from me.)
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