Posted on 05/01/2009 12:16:39 PM PDT by counterpunch
President Barack 0bama announced today that he has selected Perez Hilton to fill the vacancy left on the US Supreme Court by retiring Justice David Souter. "I was impressed by how Judge Perez Hilton handled Miss California. He has just the sort of judicial temperament and demeanor I'm looking to bring to the Supreme Court," explained the President. 0bama also expressed an interest in keeping the seat homosexual. "I think we need to keep it gay. I know Perez could fill Justice Souter's seat nicely. I look forward to seeing that."
Probably part of the joke. :’)
David Souter is a “confirmed bachelor” who lives with his mother.
It’s long been rumored that he is gay.
When he was “mugged” late at night, he happened to be in an area known for gay trolling. Nothing was stolen.
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