Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine (Florida)

pravda.com ^ | 5-18-09 | pravda

[WOBBLY BOB]

Two Russian tourists paid a very high price for breaking the American law which bans sex with porcupines.

Staying in Florida on vacation, two Russians from Saint Petersburg decided to check whether they are able to circumvent such an unusual law or not.

[silverleaf]

Thanks for sharing ....

[GSWarrior]

The clock is ticking on this thread, perhaps.

[Lizavetta]

LOL!

[allmendream]

All I am saying is that I envision a male porcupine advising these two kvnuckle-heads that it is a rather difficult undertaking even for a professional.

[x]

How do Russian Tourists have sex with a porcupine?

The usual punchline is "Very carefully."

But in this case, "Very drunkenly" would probably be closer to the truth.

[dangerdoc]

I can picture the guy who wrote the bill.

” I know it is the one thing nobody would ever do but there is always one jerk that feels compelled to break the law, lets see them break this one.”

[Ramius]

Good grief. What was that dog thinking?

I'm guessing it's: "Ow. owow. ow. ow. ow. ow-ow-ow." Or, something like that.

I don't know why they do it either, especially after the first quill. I had a black Lab that did something very much like that. Dozens, if not hundreds of quills. One right through his tongue. Poor guy was miserable, but: he never licked a porcupine again.

[Titan Magroyne]

In lieu of there not being a "WHY?" ping list...

You know if there's a law, this ain't the FIRST time!

[Cheburashka]

The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine.

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A nice dinner, a gold pendant, a box of chocolates, some bottles of cheap vodka, douse her in urine, whatever. Ya do whatever it takes to get her in the mood.

I've got to admit though, I don't see the urine thing as a winning strategy, percentagewise.

[allmendream]

Yes, I think it is a peculiarity of this species and a few enthusiasts among our own.

Que Chapelle making fun of R Kelly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkND9AlMPw

[grey_whiskers]

In this case it'd make flying ashtrays sound like a trip to Disneyland.

Cheers!

[Slings and Arrows]

Rule of thumb: The sex will end badly when the pricks are on the female.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

OUCH!

[Slings and Arrows]

English Bull Terrier, actually.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

Concubine? >>> YES

Porcupine? >>> Not so much

[Fresh Wind]

Did someone spike their drinks?

[BJClinton]

the American law which bans sex with porcupines...an unusual law

Wait..hold on...a law against sex w/ porcupines is unusual? Isn't mating with...nevermind.