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Pants-less puppeteer charged with indecent exposure
SeattlePI.com ^ | May 20, 2009 | Levi Pulkkinen

Posted on 05/21/2009 12:27:39 PM PDT by skeptoid

Jim Henson he's not.

A 44-year-old man was arrested earlier this month after witnesses at a Federal Way apartment complex spotted him using his genitals as a puppet.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.seattlepi.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; martin; sexoffender; washington; washingtonstate
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Finish eating or drinking BEFORE going to the source.
1 posted on 05/21/2009 12:27:39 PM PDT by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

“And now boys and girls, meet Mr. Stubby ...”


2 posted on 05/21/2009 12:30:13 PM PDT by mgc1122
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To: skeptoid

That is a special kind of stupid.


3 posted on 05/21/2009 12:31:29 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: skeptoid

At least this nut went out creatively. Is he on You Porn? Would be a sensation.


4 posted on 05/21/2009 12:31:44 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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To: mgc1122

“Meet One-Eyed Willie!”


5 posted on 05/21/2009 12:32:59 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: skeptoid; pissant

I feel like the kids in the Life cereal commercial. I’m not gonna click it. Let’s get Pissant! He’ll click anything!


6 posted on 05/21/2009 12:33:26 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: skeptoid

7 posted on 05/21/2009 12:34:25 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: skeptoid

Tell me lie baby and watch it grow.
8 posted on 05/21/2009 12:35:07 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Richard Kimball

Hey, it’s a news story in a major Pacific Northwest “online newspaper”!


9 posted on 05/21/2009 12:35:56 PM PDT by skeptoid (AA, UE, MBS [with oak leaf clusters])
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To: skeptoid

Didn’t they already do this in Kentucky Fried Movie?


10 posted on 05/21/2009 12:35:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: skeptoid

Stolen from Kentucky Fried Movie


11 posted on 05/21/2009 12:36:07 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

"Saaaaay, that's not Pinocchio!"

12 posted on 05/21/2009 12:36:54 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Larry Lucido

Life imitating art?

Doubt if that will fly as a defense but..

I guess it depends on what the definition of art is.


13 posted on 05/21/2009 12:38:09 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: skeptoid
It's Mr. Hat!


14 posted on 05/21/2009 12:40:06 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: skeptoid
It's not easy being pink.
15 posted on 05/21/2009 12:40:06 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (No free man bows to a foreign king.)
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To: skeptoid
the string was still attached, police contend. Prosecutors say he was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine, as well as a pornographic magazine.

Sounds like he had his weekend all mapped out!

16 posted on 05/21/2009 12:40:42 PM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: skeptoid

Hey kids, pluck your magic twanger, froggie.


17 posted on 05/21/2009 12:41:37 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: skeptoid
Amateur try-outs for puppetry of the penis?


18 posted on 05/21/2009 12:41:43 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: skeptoid

(drrrrumrrrroll) Kinder und folken—Hermann Der One-Eyed German


19 posted on 05/21/2009 12:42:19 PM PDT by tumblindice ("I like your mind, Winston. It is much like mine. Only you are insane." O'Brien)
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To: Larry Lucido

I thought it was the Groove Tube that had the penis puppet.


20 posted on 05/21/2009 12:42:25 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: skeptoid
When Martin was arrested at the scene minutes after the 10:30 a.m. incident, the string was still attached, police contend.

That would make for an interesting frog-walk to the police car.

21 posted on 05/21/2009 12:43:20 PM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd be embarrased to be driving a Yaris....)
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To: tumblindice

Let me introduce Mr. Sasha Dabinski, the one armed violinist. (you know which movie that was from.)


22 posted on 05/21/2009 12:44:24 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Richard Kimball

That’s it!


23 posted on 05/21/2009 12:44:38 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: skeptoid

I thought there would be pictures.


24 posted on 05/21/2009 12:46:18 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Richard Kimball

"VOOOOOOOOOOO-LA-RAY......."

25 posted on 05/21/2009 12:47:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon

26 posted on 05/21/2009 12:47:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Richard Kimball

Ja, dat jungen doktor, dots a gut vun.
How about: “I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”


27 posted on 05/21/2009 12:48:26 PM PDT by tumblindice ("I like your mind, Winston. It is much like mine. Only you are insane." O'Brien)
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To: NEMDF

Maybe, but I don’t look at the pictures. I just read the articles.


28 posted on 05/21/2009 12:49:12 PM PDT by skeptoid (AA, UE, MBS [with oak leaf clusters])
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To: skeptoid

Just when you think stuff can’t get much weirder we end up with this......


29 posted on 05/21/2009 12:49:38 PM PDT by b4its2late (There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.)
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To: martin_fierro; RikaStrom

for home


30 posted on 05/21/2009 12:52:20 PM PDT by RikaStrom (Bitter? Who me? Nah, I'm just clinging to my guns!)
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To: dfwgator

I still love that movie.


31 posted on 05/21/2009 12:52:42 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: skeptoid
"was apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet," according to police. What's the world coming to when a police officer cannot tell the difference between a marionette and a puppet?
32 posted on 05/21/2009 12:54:16 PM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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To: Richard Kimball

I drudged up an old thread about the Hollywood Knights

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1905594/posts


33 posted on 05/21/2009 12:55:33 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: martin_fierro

“Saaaaay, that’s not Pinocchio!”

You heard what happened when the wicked witch kidnapped Pinocchio?


34 posted on 05/21/2009 12:59:43 PM PDT by NerdDad (Aug 7, 1981, I married my soul mate, CDBEAR. 27 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
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To: skeptoid
Frueee Willwee!!!
35 posted on 05/21/2009 1:14:17 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Richard Kimball

I thought it was `Young Frankenstein’. Will have to get HKnights from Netflix.
“A little sausage” was `Great Gam Gam’ (Cloris Leachman) in `Beerfest’.


36 posted on 05/21/2009 1:15:43 PM PDT by tumblindice ("I like your mind, Winston. It is much like mine. Only you are insane." O'Brien)
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To: tumblindice
Young Frankenstein had a ton of great one liners:

What knockers!

You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.

Abby someone

Could be worse. Could be raining.

37 posted on 05/21/2009 1:20:52 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: skeptoid

"Check!"

38 posted on 05/21/2009 1:22:29 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: sionnsar

More reasons to be a proud Washingtonian ping

“sigh”


39 posted on 05/21/2009 2:38:46 PM PDT by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: Larry Lucido; AppyPappy

There was also a recurring character in the TV series Reno 911 where a serial sex offender would, among other things, set up a puppet show or magician’s booth with a ‘secret curtain’ in the local park, or a Haunted House where there was a hole ‘of a suspicious size’ in the side of a bowl of macaroni ‘entrails’ that the women were encouraged to put their hands in.


40 posted on 05/21/2009 2:48:31 PM PDT by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: skeptoid
was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine

One of the little known side effects of meth is an urge to use your wiener as a puppet.

41 posted on 05/21/2009 3:02:29 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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To: NRA1995; pandoraou812
When Martin was arrested at the scene minutes after the 10:30 a.m. incident, the string was still attached, police contend.

That would make for an interesting frog-walk to the police car.

Especially if the string was long enough to step on.

42 posted on 05/21/2009 3:16:24 PM PDT by TigersEye (Cloward-Piven Strategy)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Prosecutors have now charged Timothy Wayne Martin, of Auburn, with felony indecent exposure

Guilty as charged...

43 posted on 05/21/2009 3:21:05 PM PDT by mikrofon (Penocchio)
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To: skeptoid; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Mr Garrison: "So THAT'S where it went!"


44 posted on 05/21/2009 3:23:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
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To: mikrofon; martin_fierro

The Ball Bared Marionettes.


45 posted on 05/21/2009 3:34:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Probably spelled "Bal.")
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To: Richard Kimball

Damn, you must be gettin’ old to remember that!


46 posted on 05/21/2009 4:11:55 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
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To: snarks_when_bored

LOL!


47 posted on 05/21/2009 4:26:01 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: skeptoid

Barney the Beef Puppet?


48 posted on 05/21/2009 5:30:45 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: skeptoid

Was that wrong?
49 posted on 05/21/2009 6:32:00 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: TigersEye

Lmao......I really wonder about stuff like this. I wonder if the string was long enough to go around his neck & he was some kind of perv in to choking & string pulling...Shaking my head again.


50 posted on 05/21/2009 9:14:59 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (elected officials should be required to pass drug, alcohol & dementia testing)
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