Pants-less puppeteer charged with indecent exposure

SeattlePI.com ^ | May 20, 2009 | Levi Pulkkinen

[skeptoid]

Jim Henson he's not.

A 44-year-old man was arrested earlier this month after witnesses at a Federal Way apartment complex spotted him using his genitals as a puppet.

[skeptoid]

Finish eating or drinking BEFORE going to the source.

[mgc1122]

“And now boys and girls, meet Mr. Stubby ...”

[Army Air Corps]

That is a special kind of stupid.

[BlueStateBlues]

At least this nut went out creatively. Is he on You Porn? Would be a sensation.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

“Meet One-Eyed Willie!”

[Richard Kimball]

I feel like the kids in the Life cereal commercial. I’m not gonna click it. Let’s get Pissant! He’ll click anything!

[dfwgator]

[dblshot]

Tell me lie baby and watch it grow.

[skeptoid]

Hey, it’s a news story in a major Pacific Northwest “online newspaper”!

[Larry Lucido]

Didn’t they already do this in Kentucky Fried Movie?

[AppyPappy]

Stolen from Kentucky Fried Movie

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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"Saaaaay, that's not Pinocchio!"

[NormsRevenge]

Life imitating art?

Doubt if that will fly as a defense but..

I guess it depends on what the definition of art is.

[humblegunner]

It's Mr. Hat!

[KarlInOhio]

It's not easy being pink.

[SIDENET]

the string was still attached, police contend. Prosecutors say he was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine, as well as a pornographic magazine.

Sounds like he had his weekend all mapped out!

[stylin19a]

Hey kids, pluck your magic twanger, froggie.

[KosmicKitty]

Amateur try-outs for puppetry of the penis?

[tumblindice]

(drrrrumrrrroll) Kinder und folken—Hermann Der One-Eyed German

[Richard Kimball]

I thought it was the Groove Tube that had the penis puppet.