Tennis Star, 17, to Have DD Breasts Reduced

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[hflynn]

Jill if you can put your Uzi down for a couple of hours I am going to need a couple of hundred more reasons to change from 34DD to small B caliber nammunition.

[andy58-in-nh]

Guys, guys — settle down. They are, after all, simply SPECIALIZED SWEAT GLANDS.

I must tell you Dick: they don't get much more special than that.

[hflynn]

I must tell you Dick: they don't get much more special than that

So now we have introduced the case of the missing r.

[VermiciousKnid]

Hey! Now there’s an idea...you think Jimbo would go for it?

Regards,

[MHGinTN]

Didn’t you mean ‘mammunition’?

[hflynn]

Yes i did mean 34DD mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmammunition.

[mainerforglobalwarming]

I don’t know what the age of majority is in Romania, but 17 seems to be a little too young for cosmetic surgery or any type. Then again, he window of opportunity to become a major champion in tennis is small. So I hope she makes a decision she can live with, either way.

[listenhillary]

How did you know it was an acre?

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Under the ADA, reasoable accomodation in the workplace must be made for people with handicaps. Simona thinks her considerable assets handicap her game. With the generous, helpful spirit for which I am well known, I hereby offer to provide support for Simona’s handicaps, both on (as a reasonable workplace accomodation) and off the court.

It’s the least I can do.

[Bender2]

Guess that means two... helping hands, eh, True?

And, of course, a place for her... to lay both her burdens!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Is she CRAZY ? That’s God’s gift to her !

No more then a cleft palate would be.

As someone with DD I have often considered it myself. Somehow having guys stare at my chest doesn't make up for the pain in my back and shoulders.

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Steelers6]

So is that double fault or deuce.

[Isabel C.]

All this over a pair of mammary glands! It’s no wonder why you men are so easily manipulated by us women.

[Tainan]

"...and they are MAG-nificent!"

(Seinfeld quote...'Mulva' episode)

[GRRRRR]

Actually, Nancy Lopez said the same thing. When she was pregnant, her boobies got so big that she couldn’t put her arms together to get a proper grip on the club.

It’s a WELL KNOWN FACT that those things get in the way during address and backswing, requiring an altered swing plane in order to get the clubhead back to square at impact.

Golf is a game for men, just think about it!!

Plus, why do you think there’s all that screaming and yelling by tennis players when they hit the ball? Those chest glands are in the way!!! during a tennis match

[numberonepal]

Are you trying to make us hot and bothered, making a point, or both?

[Atlas Sneezed]

SPEC-tacular.

[Hawk1976]

A statement similar to that earned one of my trolls a tombstone on DU. No humor in that mod....

[IbJensen]

Troll? Troll?

Indeed.