Neighboring planet could hit Earth...eventually! We're doomed!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31208155/ ^ | 06/10/2009 | jeanna Bryner

[avalonmistmoon]

A collision of Earth with Mercury, Mars or Venus possible in distant future.

[odin2008]

[magellan]

[b4its2late]

[Not A Snowbird]

Do I still have to make my mortgage payment this month?

[Brookhaven]

NYT headline: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest

[GeorgiaDawg32]

but if we pay algore today for tomorrows climate change sins, he’ll put that red giant phase stuff off for a few hundred million years../s

[Oldpuppymax]

So I guess it’s time to rethink replacing that roof, huh?

[Allegra]

Or...(Oooooh, I got one!)...or...you could be driving and have a Tootsie Pop in your mouth and when you go to yell at some moron driver who just cut you off, you could choke on the Tootsie Pop, get asphyxiated and crash the car and it catches on fire and and you die.

[lilylangtree]

Nobody will care if “The Truth Is Out There” because we’ll all be DEAD.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I blame you.

[Arthur McGowan]

We are falling into the Sun, aren’t we?

[alarm rider]

Sadly, only my tagline can afford a real vacation at this time. However, if you want to make a contribution, FReep mail me.

I really want to go to England before it's gone. When my tagline gets back from vacation, I'll post the pictures.

Have a really, really, really nice day!

[George from New England]

Have you checked your USPS mailbox? Stimulus checks are showing up left and right. Oh — Sorry mistake. Only checks for the left.

[Dick Bachert]

Planet Obama has already his America and anything further would be anticlimactic.

[Renegade]

I’m headin ‘ out to Zyra !

[TC Rider]

..because of the neglect of the previous administration!

[theDentist]

I had a collision in a Mercury once. barely left a scratch on my bumper. The stone wall however, fell down.

:-D

[Tenacious 1]

Now somebody is requesting funding to research this. I wish I were in a position to review the grant request.

[Gator113]

OMG, Obama “inherited” the end of the world too!

But, if you would only give him several more bazillion dollars, that we will never have, and learn to wipe your butt with a leaf and commute on a government made lawnmower.... he will save us from this horror, just like this first in history beautiful black leader has already done on so many other things.

I’ll bet he saves us from this right before the next election, as long as is good friend and partner, Pelosi, continues to ignore the lying CIA while she maintains her “right to remain silent” as afforded her under Miranda.

[alarm rider]

I have actually been checking my mailbox as I am one of those silly conservative types that believes in paying my own bills.

You know, come to think of it, I haven't seen my stimulus check..

Ummmm...I wonder...