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My Daughter, 13, Got Pregnant by Swimming in Hotel Pool, Claims Mother
Mail Online ^ | 06/09/2009 | Mail Online

Posted on 07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by Dallas59

A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fertility; pregnant; swimming
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To: Dallas59

That’s nothing, I heard about this girl who got pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.

And then, there was this one time, at band camp...

:-)


21 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: Perdogg

22 posted on 07/10/2009 10:05:14 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

ROTFLMBO!!!
Hope fully it wasn’t the shallow end of the gene pool!


23 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:02 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
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To: Dallas59

Betcha the baby looks like Mrs. Kwiatkowska’s husband.


24 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:12 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Dallas59

I am bad, I know it.


25 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:15 AM PDT by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: Dallas59

“daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool”

So, perhaps she should stop SCR3WING there!!!


26 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:22 AM PDT by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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To: Dallas59

“.....the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with ‘stray sperm’ in the water.....”

Oooh.....I HATE when that happens. But is she sure it wasn’t from the doorknob to the dressing room?


27 posted on 07/10/2009 10:07:09 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: Dallas59

Lots of girls get pregnant in pools. In hot tubs, too.


28 posted on 07/10/2009 10:09:05 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Perdogg
Could have been dropped out of the hotel window...
29 posted on 07/10/2009 10:10:13 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

“stray sperm”?...those Egyptian pools must be nasty!


30 posted on 07/10/2009 10:10:46 AM PDT by adversarial
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To: Dallas59

Oh, Goody! I’ve been looking around for that all day! :)


31 posted on 07/10/2009 10:11:47 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Dallas59

Is that a Kielbasa? Oh,never mind.


32 posted on 07/10/2009 10:12:12 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Dallas59

and you call that the Tractor Story??


33 posted on 07/10/2009 10:12:22 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: adversarial

They must not use Chlorine int he pools as only an Infidel pool would use chlorine.


34 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:30 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: ClearCase_guy
Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.

Yeah...ugly men get laid so seldom that sperm must be secreting from their pores. %^{

35 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:34 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Dallas59
Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

This is why it is so important for people to get tags for their sperm and keep it in the yard or indoors. You never know what will happen with stray sperm...
36 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:38 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: adversarial

....or Ms. Kwiatkowskas daughter is....


37 posted on 07/10/2009 10:14:41 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

Oh,yeah: that happens a lot !

There are also clergymen who contract STDs from toilet seats......and stuff.


38 posted on 07/10/2009 10:18:37 AM PDT by mrmeangenes
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To: LottieDah

Chlorine in Egypt?


39 posted on 07/10/2009 10:18:38 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: LottieDah

plus they must have been some real fighters, to not only survive the chlorine but to be able to get past the swimsuit too.


40 posted on 07/10/2009 10:23:11 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (Everything that hits the fan is not evenly distributed)
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