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If You Could Have A Beer With Obama
07/30/09

Posted on 07/30/2009 6:27:44 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3

What kind of beer would you order and what would you talk about/ask him?


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KEYWORDS: beer; drunk; suds; whocares
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d give up drinking!


21 posted on 07/30/2009 6:45:20 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Sarah Palin...Unleashing the Fury of the Castrated Left!")
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To: jrg
Colt 45 Malt Liquor.

Naw, some Howling Monkey.

22 posted on 07/30/2009 6:50:55 AM PDT by Malsua
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To: TornadoAlley3

Since he’s an illegal alien and therefore an impostor, I’d ask him when he plans to take his cigarettes, wife, and kids out of our White House and submit himself to arrest for fraud. And then, of course, I’d ask for another beer.


23 posted on 07/30/2009 6:51:21 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would never drink Kool-Aid with Jim Jones, nor would I share an adult beverage with TOTUS! I wouldn’t last 5 minutes in TOTUS’s vicinity before being dragged away for yelling over and over...

“Where is your Birth Certificate and why won’t you show it to America? What are you hiding?”

-SpeedRacer


24 posted on 07/30/2009 6:53:24 AM PDT by SpeedRacer
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d bring my birth certificate and say, “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.” Oh wait didn’t Larry Sinclair already use that line with him?


25 posted on 07/30/2009 6:54:53 AM PDT by fireman15 (Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)
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To: mouse1

May I join you?


26 posted on 07/30/2009 6:57:27 AM PDT by Right Cal Gal (Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
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To: TornadoAlley3

After I finished pouring the beer over him, he would get a punch in the mouth.

For America, of course.


27 posted on 07/30/2009 6:58:20 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

No comment!


28 posted on 07/30/2009 7:03:46 AM PDT by coconut47
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d drink MGD. Then I’d duct tape him to a chair and read Thomas Sowell columns to him until his ears bled.


29 posted on 07/30/2009 7:04:27 AM PDT by Terpin (Missing: One very clever and insightful tagline. Reward for safe return!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

How would the SS (Secret Service) react if you tossed the beer in 0bama’s face and called him a usurping lying, socialist, b*st*rd?


30 posted on 07/30/2009 7:07:21 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Just your average Whitey bitterly clinging to my guns and religion! FUBO Racist Kenyan Usurper!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Muslims drink beer?


31 posted on 07/30/2009 7:08:15 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would drink an Mug Root Beer and ask him what he hopes to accomplish by destroying America.


32 posted on 07/30/2009 7:08:41 AM PDT by AmericanDude (Well...)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would redistribute his beer to me...ya know...spread it around.


33 posted on 07/30/2009 7:09:20 AM PDT by IrishPennant (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Hmmmmm . . . . if I could have a beer with zero . . . . .

I’d rather have a root canal without anasthetic than that!!

And, I’ll buy my own beer!


34 posted on 07/30/2009 7:10:27 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
What kind of beer would you order and what would you talk about/ask him?

I would have a Black and Tan and ask Obama the following questions.

Please explain the meaning of the words Powers herein granted as found in Article 1, Section 1. Of the Constitution of the United States.

Ref: All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Question #2: Please explain the meaning of the words powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution as found in the tenth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States.

Ref: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

If allowed, I would ask Obama to reconcile his answers. I would imagine answering these questions with great specificity would be an easy feat for someone who claimed to have been a constitutional law professor.

35 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:33 AM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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To: TornadoAlley3
No thanks!

I'd as soon have a beer with a snake, but then again I wouldn't drink with John "The Traitor" Kerry either!

36 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:45 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet ((One of ONLY 37 Conservatives in the People's Republic of Vermont. Socialists and Progressives All))
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To: contemplator
I prefer my presidents sober. They have a better shot at making good decisions when that emergency crisis pops up.

I prefer the current resident of our White House drunk. I would encourage him to spend as much time as possible bonding with ordinary people over a beer. The drunker and busier this evil thug is, the less damage he will do to our country. Even in a crisis, he's less likely to spot the worst possible decision (which is the choice he wants to make) if he's chemically impaired and not just morally impaired.

37 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:45 AM PDT by TurtleUp (So this is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
No thanks!

I'd as soon have a beer with a snake, but then again I wouldn't drink with John "The Traitor" Kerry either!

38 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:57 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet ((One of ONLY 37 Conservatives in the People's Republic of Vermont. Socialists and Progressives All))
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To: humblegunner

Funny, I was gonna type that very same thing.


39 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:57 AM PDT by dbwz (DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Root and I wouldn’t. One cannot converse with a know-it-all.


40 posted on 07/30/2009 7:15:03 AM PDT by madison10
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