Posted on 07/30/2009 6:27:44 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
I’d give up drinking!
Naw, some Howling Monkey.
Since he’s an illegal alien and therefore an impostor, I’d ask him when he plans to take his cigarettes, wife, and kids out of our White House and submit himself to arrest for fraud. And then, of course, I’d ask for another beer.
I would never drink Kool-Aid with Jim Jones, nor would I share an adult beverage with TOTUS! I wouldn’t last 5 minutes in TOTUS’s vicinity before being dragged away for yelling over and over...
“Where is your Birth Certificate and why won’t you show it to America? What are you hiding?”
-SpeedRacer
I’d bring my birth certificate and say, “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.” Oh wait didn’t Larry Sinclair already use that line with him?
May I join you?
After I finished pouring the beer over him, he would get a punch in the mouth.
For America, of course.
No comment!
I’d drink MGD. Then I’d duct tape him to a chair and read Thomas Sowell columns to him until his ears bled.
How would the SS (Secret Service) react if you tossed the beer in 0bama’s face and called him a usurping lying, socialist, b*st*rd?
Muslims drink beer?
I would drink an Mug Root Beer and ask him what he hopes to accomplish by destroying America.
I would redistribute his beer to me...ya know...spread it around.
Hmmmmm . . . . if I could have a beer with zero . . . . .
I’d rather have a root canal without anasthetic than that!!
And, I’ll buy my own beer!
I would have a Black and Tan and ask Obama the following questions.
Please explain the meaning of the words Powers herein granted as found in Article 1, Section 1. Of the Constitution of the United States.
Ref: All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
Question #2: Please explain the meaning of the words powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution as found in the tenth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States.
Ref: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
If allowed, I would ask Obama to reconcile his answers. I would imagine answering these questions with great specificity would be an easy feat for someone who claimed to have been a constitutional law professor.
I'd as soon have a beer with a snake, but then again I wouldn't drink with John "The Traitor" Kerry either!
I prefer the current resident of our White House drunk. I would encourage him to spend as much time as possible bonding with ordinary people over a beer. The drunker and busier this evil thug is, the less damage he will do to our country. Even in a crisis, he's less likely to spot the worst possible decision (which is the choice he wants to make) if he's chemically impaired and not just morally impaired.
I'd as soon have a beer with a snake, but then again I wouldn't drink with John "The Traitor" Kerry either!
Funny, I was gonna type that very same thing.
Root and I wouldn’t. One cannot converse with a know-it-all.
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