Chihuahua With Earrings Stolen At Gay Bar

www.clickorlando.com ^ | 8/21/09 | AP

[GQuagmire]

WILTON MANORS, Fla. -- A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar.

Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday that he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway. The dog, about the size of a softball, was in a specialty pet bag.

[Ann Archy]

LOL!!! Arm or Neck...same thing in Gayland maybe.

[JoeProBono]

EARINGS O RELY?

[Zeppo]

Haven't these newspaper reporters ever heard of "don't ask, don't tell"?

Now this poor Chihuahua, Hudson Hayward Hemingway, has had his sexuality "outed" in the press...

How utterly inconsiderate of them...

[stylecouncilor]

[Palladin]

New York Daily News Headline:

Pooch Pinched in Poofter Pub!

[RegulatorCountry]

Work “Poo” in there, and I think you've got all the alliterative bases covered.

[Slings and Arrows]

It'll be found...at another gay bar.

[a fool in paradise]

[Eaker]

Okay, which one of you took the dog?

[a fool in paradise]

Now, there's an opening sentence you don't read every day, lol.

Dashiell Hammett it isn't.

[humblegunner]

A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar.

OK, like that could be anybody.

Are you stalking me?

[Allegra]

Okay, which one of you took the dog?

Aw, man, Eaker...this was your dog? I should have known that. I really hope you get him back.

[glock rocks]

Grammie.

... or Squantos.

Grammie or Squantos.

[glock rocks]

Now had it been a goat wearing socks, we’d have a good lead...

[Allegra]

[Brad’s Gramma]

Nuh uh! I’m at work. Can’t steal any dogs here...

[humblegunner]

That dog bite him?

[Darksheare]

Me, I’m blaming the bunny.
Never can be too sure about bunnies.

[RichInOC]

“No quiero.”